Funky Pops
Help Cuckold find all his Funky Pops which are hidden all over the world for DeShawn's TikTok trend.
White White can found in the garage
Fat Red Fat red can be found watching the bull from the window, to get this funky pop you can jump on pole then onto the roof or you can also jump off the map and try to land on the roof as you are falling.
Funny Tall Blue Funny Tall Blue can be found on top of the neighbors house, you can jump on the hedge next to the fence and jump on top of the roof.
Green Green can be found in the nightclub take a left from the entrance should be next to the elevator behind the curtains.
Grey Grey can be found in the men's bathroom at the bar in Chinatown.
Radioactive Radioactive can be found in Chinatown out of bounds, you can parkour out of bounds or you can edit save file.
X: 73
Y: -922
Z: 47
Matrix Matrix can be found by encountering the FED in Chinatown. she spawns by RNG so check Chinatown every night.
Big Green Big Green can be found inside the Gamestart in Chinatown.
Brown Brown can be found locked up in a cell just like Tyrone.
lil Yellow Fellow lil Yellow Fellow can be found in the fish tank in the Art Gallery.
Biggest Blackest The biggest blackest funky pop can be found by editing save file only.
X: -206.4867706
Y: 204.2771301
Z: 8.575889587
Chonky Sky Blue Chonky Sky Blue can be found by editing save file only.
X: 24
Y: -591
Z: -25
Early Adopter
Play during Early Access.
Thrifty
Buy the game before the price increase not sure if getting it on sale counts or gifted.
Baby Grabber
On the title screen there are 3 babies moving around, click on them and find the one you can pick up.
Oops...
Delete your save data. Recommend doing this one before starting the game so you don't lose all your progress.
Coming Out Of The Closet
When you walk into the room with Tyrone and Wife and they don't let you watch sneak into the closet and maybe catch a glimpse.
Not Jesus
Go to the backyard and walk on the pool.
Funky Pop!
Find your first Funky Pop. (check the garage)
No Escape
Jump off the map.
Zoil Skip
Go into the room with the Funky Pops, run in place on the corner of the closet and open the closet doors it should glitch you out of the house.
The Trash Man
Push 2 trash cans off the map. There is an opening on the house next door that is for sale to push the trash can out the neighborhood.
High Voltage
Surf on the power lines. You can climb to the power line in the backyard of the for sale house where Wayne is located.
No More Baby!
Let the baby outside and push him off the map. (Same way as pushing the trash cans off) You are going to have to block the babies path until he exits the neighborhood through the opening in the for sale house.
Betrayal And Paid In Full
When playing as Tyrone on night 7 shoot Cuckold and Wife for both of these achievements.
Making A Mess
When playing as Tyrone on night 7 shoot the soylents that are on the kitchen table.
Makin' Bacon
Smoke 50 pigs with Tyrone's Blicky. (Alexa drop the beat)
Pig Roast
Smoke 100 Pigs with Tyrone's blicky. (Blicky bouta do a lil sumthin)
Seven Hundo
When you visit Tyrone in jail keep talking to him until he does 700 push ups. (starts at 600ish)
Locked Up
Bail out Tyrone can be done by changing the save file. CTRL+F then type money change the value to 800,000.
Kasia, Wróć!
Go to Chinatown and talk to Christopher he should be located by the hardware store, then meet him at the bar and finish that scene. (Brazilian Chads)
Billiards Pro
In Chinatown bar walk on the pool table and get all the balls into the sockets.
Room 503
In the Chinatown Hotel go all the way up to Room 503 it should be blocked by a brick wall. Interact with the wall then run towards it until the wall is gone or you glitch through it.
跑酷
In Chinatown jump on the ATM then on Yoshi sign then jump up towards the cage and get inside the cage there should be an opening.
Out Of Bounds
In China town jump out of bound and find the radioactive Funky Pop.
Gang Stalked
Go to Chinatown and walk towards the strip club, once you are at the strip club door walk right all the way down there should be green garage with a window on top of it with the lights on. The fed lives there and you'll see her at the door step chilling. (RNG based so go to china town every night until she shows up)
Push It
Push the button. A lot.
Simpin' Ain't Easy
Finish the Anime Girl quest line
Walk A Mile In...
Yung Roscoe leaves his shoes in 201 after ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ your wife. Take them and return them to him. Yung Roscoe randomly spawns in the night club so try going every night until he shows up.
The Biggest Blackest Funky Pop!
This one you need to edit your save file and change your localPosition to
X: -206.4867706
Y: 204.2771301
Z: 8.575889587
My Masterpiece
Go to the Bank and set up an account. After a few days you should get a mail invitation to an Art exhibit. After the exhibit talk to the curator and then to Ashleigh The Leopard and ask for paint supplies. When home paint something.
Clocking In
Play for 8 consecutive hours without crashing quitting or playing Snitch games will reset the timer.
System Error
Not sure how I got this one. I assume Crash the game. If anyone knows lmk.
Sneed
Find the Sneed Hat. No one has found it yet I think. If found lmk in the comments.
Genocide
Complete Chapter 1 of Anime Girl Genocide within 81 seconds.
Genocide, But Faster
Complete Chapter 1 of Anime Girl Genocide within 46 seconds.
Here is a youtube video showing the path you should take. (Not my video)
Genocide V2
Complete Chapter 2 of Anime Girl Genocide within 50 seconds.
Here is a youtube video showing the path you should take. (Not my video)
Godlike
In Cuck Souls defeat her without ever rolling, or taking damage. I recommend doing this one to unlock 4 achievements all at once. myspacebarisbroken, Flawless Victory, Nerfed, and Godlike.
Here is a youtube video showing the path you should take. (Not my video)
Myspacebarisbroken
In Cuck Souls defeat her without ever rolling.
Flawless Victory
In Cuck Souls defeat her without ever taking damage.
Nerfed
In Cuck Souls beat her nerfed version.
Hard Victory
In Cuck Souls defeat her on hard mode. Unlocked after defeating her nerfed mode.
The Spirit Of Christmas
Give everyone their Christmas gift. Event starts when you click on the Christmas tree in the dinning room. (Christmas Event)
I'm Bisexual
Identify as Bisexual. (Pride Month Event)
I'm Gay!
Identify as Gay. (Pride Month Event)
Full Of Pride
Complete the Pride Event.
Patron
Subscribe to Team Sneed on Patreon. Comes with some goodies. Help him afford his funky pop addiction.
Saving Lifes
Buy the Covid-19 Mask DLC.
The Heist
NA
Stuck
When getting the high voltage achievement go to the very end of the wires towards your house at the wooden post your character should be suspended in the air this will count as being stuck. There is many other ways to get stuck but I found this one the easiest.
My New Friend
Talk to Jack Goldman alot.
Source: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2672622867
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