Buy The Game
First you much purchase the game of btd battles 2. This will earn u the kiwis acknowledgement.
Tutorial
play the first three levels with quincy son of quincy. don't complete the last tutorial level because then you will unlock gwendolin is bad
Ur First Win
play a ranked game because red bloon stadium is bad. use tack shooter and spam laugh emote. then you win because your opponent is using gwendolin
Choosing Towers
after winning a lot against gwendolin users you will have a lot of monke money to buy towers.
buy dartling gunner because it still hasn't been nerfed
keep using tack shooter because it's toxic
then use whatever else u want because all your gonna use is tack shooter and dartling anyway
Btd6
soon u will realise that btd battles is boring. then you will buy btd6 for real money because then you will support the kiwi birds.
IT IS VITAL THAT YOU PAY MONEY BECAUSE OTHERWISE KIWI WILL NOT RESPECT YOU
Get Good At Btd6
by playing for over 50 hours u will become very good at this monke game. you will have no friends but you will have monkes.
Btd Battles
go back to btd battles because the addiction is too high,
Bling
go to bling.
click on the current season
buy toxic emotes
Disrespect
spam your toxic emotes whenever you beat a person who uses gwendolin
Btd
then you want to play btd6 again. they have the bloonarius boss again and its on a good map this time. but you also want to play btd battles. since you want to play both games, open them both and split screen them. your computer will lag, but u will get double the monke
Ultimate Disrespect
SPAM TOXIC EMOTES AT YOUR OPPONENT WHILE BEATING ELITE BLOONARIUS
ASSERT DOMINANCE AND BECOME SUPREME MONKE GOD
BLOONS WILL BE AFRAID
GWENDOLIN USERS WILL FEAR YOU
AND NINJA BIRB WILL BOW TO YOU
you have become legendary monke
The End
now you are the legendary monke. well done. consider leaving me an award, oh holy one.
Source: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2880057880
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