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How to become legendary Monke

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2022-11-01 10:14:03

Buy The Game

First you much purchase the game of btd battles 2. This will earn u the kiwis acknowledgement.

Tutorial

play the first three levels with quincy son of quincy. don't complete the last tutorial level because then you will unlock gwendolin is bad

Ur First Win

play a ranked game because red bloon stadium is bad. use tack shooter and spam laugh emote. then you win because your opponent is using gwendolin

Choosing Towers

after winning a lot against gwendolin users you will have a lot of monke money to buy towers.

buy dartling gunner because it still hasn't been nerfed

keep using tack shooter because it's toxic

then use whatever else u want because all your gonna use is tack shooter and dartling anyway

Btd6

soon u will realise that btd battles is boring. then you will buy btd6 for real money because then you will support the kiwi birds.

IT IS VITAL THAT YOU PAY MONEY BECAUSE OTHERWISE KIWI WILL NOT RESPECT YOU

Get Good At Btd6

by playing for over 50 hours u will become very good at this monke game. you will have no friends but you will have monkes.

Btd Battles

go back to btd battles because the addiction is too high,

Bling

go to bling.

click on the current season

buy toxic emotes

Disrespect

spam your toxic emotes whenever you beat a person who uses gwendolin

Btd

then you want to play btd6 again. they have the bloonarius boss again and its on a good map this time. but you also want to play btd battles. since you want to play both games, open them both and split screen them. your computer will lag, but u will get double the monke

Ultimate Disrespect

SPAM TOXIC EMOTES AT YOUR OPPONENT WHILE BEATING ELITE BLOONARIUS

ASSERT DOMINANCE AND BECOME SUPREME MONKE GOD

BLOONS WILL BE AFRAID

GWENDOLIN USERS WILL FEAR YOU

AND NINJA BIRB WILL BOW TO YOU

you have become legendary monke

The End

now you are the legendary monke. well done. consider leaving me an award, oh holy one.

Source: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2880057880

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