Steam Controller Chad's Guide to Kingship

Steam Controller Chad's Guide to Kingship

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Set your controller to this and then violently rub your thumb on that beautiful touch pad:

Pro Tips!

In this game, the protagonist has paper hands if you are too powerful to assume control over his feeble body. Here's some pro gamer tips:

1.) Make sure to grab by the crossguard

2.) If you have no x-axis input, then you automatically drop and the sword resets. Be sure to wiggle your mouse a bit from time to time. This failsafe does not seem to trigger around the end, which makes sense because the sword becomes a few pixels.

3.) If you do this too fast, your paper hands will crumble. Be sure to """""""take""""""" """""""breaks""""""" periodically, or the game will reveal that it was made by sniveling cuckold fetishists.

4.) Pray to the Valve Software gods that a Steam Controller 2 will come out with improvements, like bumpers that don't require an industrial grade blanking machine to press.

Have fun!

Source: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2786749460					

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