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How to be crowned king

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2024-10-02 10:13:55

Why This Is Hard

This game is not hard because of the reason that was intended to make it hard, wich is the difficulty of not swerving your mouse of the ridge of the sword, but rather because of a stupid reason: holding down your left mouse button.

You see, your desk is (likely) not infinitely deep, so when you keep moving your mouse up, at one point you will reach the desk's end, and you're going to have to pick your mouse up and place it back at the very edge of the desk.

But while doing this it's really easy to accidentally soften your pressure on the left mouse button just enough for you to drop the sword.

Seeing as you would have to do this countless times just to pull out the sword once, this is clearly too dangerous.

So how do we avoid this?

Step 1: Pause The Game

Just pause your game when your mouse is at the top of the desk, drag it down and start clicking the left mouse button again before resuming.

If you do this you should be able to pull the sword out in no more than 5 attempts.

Step 2: Exit The Game

Now that you've pulled out the sword, don't try and dabble into the online mode. Those guys are probably cheating anyways.

Instead, exit the game and go write a positive review in this its store page.

Step 3: Go Outside

Wouldn't it be nice if you could be in a place like that nice clearing in the woods in real life?

Wouldn't it be nice if you could see that warm divine light reach you from the sky in real life?

Wouldn't it be nice if you could be crowned king in real life?

What if i told you that you can, or thst at least you can feel like you are?

Press alt+f4 on your keyboard. Select "Shut down system". Click on "Ok".

Then get up from your chair, and go outside.

Now, live life. Have experiences, create memories, have fun. Do what you really wanna do.

And whatever it may represent, wether it's your insicurities, or your social anxiety, or every single other one of the problems you have in life, start pulling that metaphorical sword.

You need to face every challenge life throws at you head first. You need to fight for your happiness.

So pull on that sword, and keep pulling until you start seeing that light, and hearing those victorious trumpets.

And even then, keep pulling, keep fighting, keep believing, until you've finally completely pulled out that sword.

And then, only then, your body will be overtaken by an incommensurable feeling of peace and happiness.

A feeling so powerful that it will make you awe in disbelief.

A feeling so beautiful that you will never want to feel anything but that ever again.

A feeling second to none, not even to the one of being crowned king.

Source: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3340187872

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