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How 2 Lose Virginity to Hera in SMITE

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2025-01-27 10:15:10
How 2 Lose Virginity to Hera in SMITE

Step 1: Go Into A Game With Hera


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Literally go into a game with Hera and start maining her. A lot of people main Hera so it is best to stick out, and make her notice you. Go for a tower dive against a full health enemy at level 1, that will make her really horny and wet for you. Another example is to invade the enemy team's red buff when their jungler is helping them complete it. You should also solo Fire Giant when it spawns in and go 1v5 against a whole enemy team. I swear if you do this Hera will literally start fingering herself while thinking about you. Now if you have been doing this ur team maybe flaming the heck out of you. It is best to mute them because no one likes toxicity in any video game amirite or amirite?

Do this and Hera will immediately start noticing you.

Step 2: Avoid Argos


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Now u have probably been contacted by Hera at this point (if u haven't been contacted go back to step 1 and literally do everything on there). At this point Hera is mad horny for ur small peepee and u also probably wanna stick it in her booty but u must control yourself, because we must take care of Argos, her little simp baby. Now Argos is her ultimate and every time Argos is summoned he can smell ur horny horny from a mile away. So the best way to avoid Argos? Just never summon him. You may ask "Hera's kit literally get more powerful with Argos" but this is all lies. Argos is a robot simp and he wont let her out of his sight so never ever use ur ultimate when ur using Hera cause that will make u not loose ur virginity to Hera. Literally think of ur small peepee. Trust me on this guys plz plz plz plz.

Step 3: Getting Laid Bro


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Now that Argos is out of the picture, u and Hera can finally have a good time. Now I want you to go into a Ranked Conquest match and queue for a mid match. If u dont get mid then just leave match or spam the one that got mid if he wants to switch. By doing this u are establishing ur dominance and ur peepee will grow in size. After u get mid I want u to build physical damage on Hera cause u wanna get physical with her and u wanna send her that message. Then I want u to start dirty talking to Hera. Call her ur little mommy slut or whatever turns u on and start jerking off. Smite also has voice chat as well so make sure u have it on and start making horny sex noises into the mic. U gotta let Hera hear you man!!! If ur team members start complaining or yelling at u just tell them u are loosing ur virginity to Hera. They will always understand because SMITE's community is not toxic at all. When u do all this Hera will understand ur message and she will come out of ur computer. She will then proceed to pick u up like the little baby boy u are and proceed into ur room where she will make u into a man.

Step 4: Becoming A Man


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Now that ur a man, u probably have a big peepee and a ton of confidence. U are now something called a "chad" and u probably will make love to a ton of chicks. If u wanna do this, go to Library, navigate to SMITE, right click and click Uninstall. By doing this ur IQ and peepee have become so big that only the best of the best can satisfy u now. Plz leave some goddesses for the rest of us bro plz.

Source: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2617813671

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