What Is Sad?
Sadness is an emotional pain associated with, or characterized by, feelings of disadvantage, loss, despair, grief, helplessness, disappointment and sorrow. An individual experiencing sadness may become quiet or lethargic, and withdraw themselves from others.
Sadness is due to reality taking its toll on the human mind, often being caused by major or minor things, and it affects everyone differently. Everyone suffers from sad every now and again
Step 1: Buy Cure For Sadness (Copy Of Slime Rancher 2)
This step is simple as the cure is available on all countries in the critically acclaimed service Steam. Cure can sometimes be on sale and this is good because it means that the happy can reach everyone no matter their race or ideology or location
Step 2: Insert Cure Into Bloodstream (Play Slime Rancher 2)
When installation of the cure is complete you must begin to play, to let the cure start working
Once the cure is running you will start playing. Inside you will find this
these are called slimes, they are little thingys of pure happyness and anti-sadness properties. Studies have confirmed that each slime has enough happyness to power entire cities
You will encounter many, pink slimes are the most common and found everywhere. Bigger ones are found in certain places and have been known to produce even more happyness like this one (caught in the wild) (photographer said "cutest thing ive ever seen")
Note: There is no true or official way on how to use the cure. Each and every way you play SR2, either speedrunning, ranching, or just relaxing, is completely and absolutely O.K., every second you play doing your thing will be just as efficient in curing sadness
Resolved!
Once you have played Slime Rancher 2 all known traces of sadness have left your body and you will be happy again, since there are no more troubles because slimes are here
Additional steps may include: thanking Monomi Park and all of the devs for creating SR2.
Side effects may include sudden bursts of joy (will include tears), increased volume of smiles present at the time of playing, sudden relaxation, no more existential doubts, brain turned into mush (because of slimes, brain is turned into slime)
(real image of a slime rancher 2 player´s brain) (as you can see, it is slime)
Additional Steps
1: Go outside
Going outside is great because no matter how bleak and hollow the world might feel, the world is at least better because you are in it (you are great and deserve much more)
2: Talk
Talking to friends, family and loved ones is great, because communication can lead to the solution of many life´s problems. You arent alone, as there are (or will be) many people that will support you and love you just the way that you are. All of the slimes in this world also love you too because, as ive said, they are pure happyness and want the best of you
(he loves you)
3: Repeat "everything will be allright"
This step is important, because the world is filled with problems, it is true. But time will heal all wounds and scars will fade over time, every day is a new day filled with new possibilities
(they know this fact therefore they are happy)
4: Breathe slowly
Breathing slowly will help you calm down. Breathe in until your lungs are full, hold it for 15/20 seconds and breathe out. Calm down. Repeat until you feel comfortable and take your time, there is no timer set in the universe, you can always take steps back and relax, to see where you are and how you can fix your current problem
(he is taking a very large breath) (he will probably explode)
5: Be nice to each other
Being nice takes little to no effort. Remember that everyone can be sad or mad too, being a nice person can make someone´s day, and it will made you feel good too, since you have genuenly helped someone else during these troubled times
(He is lucky to know you) (This gif is 32.3 Kb)
Source: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2882798796
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