Emily is Away <3 HOW TO NOT GET CUCKED 101

From CUCKED To ALPHA

Intro to being Alpha

Did you finish the game and get manage to have the unfortunate distinction of getting your virtual girlfriend stolen by Steve/Jeff? Did you cry yourself to sleep after losing the girl you spent over three hours of your life on? Congratulations, you just played yourself. No really. You played yourself. In this guide, I will teach you NOT to get cucked. I will teach you to NOT to take it from them hos. RIDE WITH ME on a journey to more success like this the screenshot below.

Get hyped with the best music

Before we start your journey to be ALPHA, we gotta get in the zone with the best music. So here's a major key. Listen to these fire tracks while playing. It is harder to lose when playing these tracks

1: You Gotta Weather The Storm

Weather the Storm

In order to be great you gotta weather the storm! You get what I'm saying? If not, let me lay it down for ya.You gotta get cucked in order for you to win. When you first open up the game DO NOT date the girl of your dreams. This means to go for Evelyn if you want Emily, or alternatively go for Emily if you want Evelyn. After getting cucked/lectured, you will unlock the door to the good ending. Like in real life you gotta pay the toll/weather the storm to get something good.

Alternatively you can also play the game and just break the undesirables hard

Be prepared tho, your undesired partner may inevitablely respond to this with the emotion of rage.

(aka Hoes mad)

2: Prioritize Your Brother Over Your Woman

Priortize your Friend Mat at all costs

Many decisions come into play during your second run. After weathering the storm of the inevitable L you just gotta take during your first playthrough, you ain't in the clear. You gotta prioritize them bros before them hoes. So during your second run, you gotta hang out with Matt over the date with your current girl (after you made dat other ho mad)

Here's a picture of a random asian dude. dont know why its here but its a bonus to remind u about the motto that needs to be lived by in order to succeed in the this game.

3: Stick Up For Yourself, Don't Act Like A Cuck Or Be Treated Like One

Treating Evelyn/Emily, but dont act like a cuck or a simp

You gotta treat yourself like the king, more specifically you gotta respond when your homie tell you your future wifey is loyalty may be in question. Now not all women are hoes, but precautions must be taken. Don't act like a SIMP and stand your ground against Jeff/Steve. This means be a real man (or woman if u selected that gender) and take action against them. Don't talk to them directly or they act reckless. Since you don't want to catch that case after you send Jeff/Steve to the hospital, you gotta bring it up to Emily/Evelyn and press the issue. By this you have to tell them you trust them AFTER they tell you to drop it the first time. You aren't a simp, you are a king. So after that she should just drop Steve/Jeff off to the nearest nice guy convention.

SIDE NOTE

Emily may act different from Evelyn that you don't actually need to confront her to get that good ending.

DO NOT EVEN BRING JEFF UP AT ALL AND YOU SHOULD NOT GET CUCKED. AT LEAST THATS WHAT I DID. YOU ARE JUST SUCH A UNIT SHE DROPS HIM CUZ SHE KNOW SHE LOSING OUT ON YOU.

Closing

This ends our short journey on the road to success. If you enjoyed pls share this so your frtends can laugh and try to have fun with this game (that tries to take your soul). AND REMEMBER WIN WIN WIN NO MATTER WHAT.

Source: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2460585169

HOW TO NOT GET CUCKED 101

From CUCKED To ALPHA

1: You Gotta Weather The Storm

2: Prioritize Your Brother Over Your Woman

3: Stick Up For Yourself, Don't Act Like A Cuck Or Be Treated Like One

Closing

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