MASTER THE PVP
Step 1 – Blame the Lag:Whenever you find yourself getting wrecked, blame it on the lag. Clearly, it's not your lack of skill but the mystical forces of lag that are conspiring against you. Remember, it's never your fault.
Step 2 – Stick to one OP build:Who needs versatility when you can stick to one overpowered build and exploit the heck out of it? Find that one meta build that everyone's using and ride it to victory. Sure, it may be boring, but winning is what matters, right?
Step 3 – L2 away, mash and panic roll:Truly, latency is your greatest friend. Whenever you get hit, MASH that button as hard as you can, as fast as possible. It rarely means anything, as you’ll regain priority once your fellow sunbro saves your back. Spam, mash, panic, and that might mean not getting annihilated within seconds of entering the arena.
REMASTER THE PVP
Step 4 – Embrace the Salt:
If you’ve been following the guide, you’ll notice that there will come a time when some unexplicable red-tainted force will get your arse, after your ganking squad left you, your powerful mashing strategy stops working, and you’ll mald and cope as the chatpots hit intoxicate your lying corpse. Eventually, you’ll have to embrace the salt, let it flow through you, and then channel that frustration into gittn’ gud.
Final Step: GIT GUD
Let go of your preconceived notions of fairness. In the grand scheme of things, the concept of balance is as elusive as the invisible hand of capitalism. Accept that sometimes you'll face opponents who seem to have imbibed the elixir of godlike reflexes; you’ll be chainsawed, ♥♥♥♥ and humiliated, and that's okay. Embrace the chaos, for in chaos lies the opportunity for the revolution. Instead of labeling your adversaries as try-hards, take a moment to appreciate their dedication. Study their movements, learn from their tactics, and adapt accordingly. Remember, every defeat is a lesson in disguise, and every victory is a testament to your growth as a red comrade. The path to hell is paved with good intentions, we know. And the path to gittin' gud is paved with frustration. So, rethink everything you’re doing, learn from the skilled guys, rethink your dodges, your mashing, and your builds, avoid the op setups and the insane urge to L2, and LEARN YOUR FUNDAMENTALS! The only path to overcome capitalism is to identify its fundamentals so that you can become truly radical, that is, orient your actions to the root of problems. So identify the root problems, spacing, dodging, adapting to latency and different builds, these are the foundation for mastery. Comprehend the inner workings in order to dismantle the status quo, delve into the intricacies of combat mechanics to transcend their limitations. Only by identifying and mastering the fundamentals is it possible to build fancy movements as the next logical step in the journey towards domination. While the idea of reaching the pinnacle of PvP prowess, akin to wielding the mythical chainsaw, may seem far-fetched, it is through continuous learning and practice that one can dare to dream of such mastery. Embrace the chaos, learn from your foes, and above all, don't forget to have fun. Now go forth and conquer, for the revolution waits for no one!
Source: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3173048347
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