How to beat Fire Giant (Crippled Edition)

How to beat Fire Giant (Crippled Edition)

Try Cane, At Fort Night


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At least someone in your community knows the pain of foot pains and fetishes (that is something for next time) but the largest pain one could ever feel is falling, and not being able to get back up.

For those Fromsoft nerds who think bosses are too "ez" and we should just "git gud", help our large friend by giving him some crutches or a cane so he can slam those lazy goofy fellas back into their fatherless basements where they belong

Give Him Some Of That Cream That Shaq Uses


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Maybe we should give him foot cream to help his exposed area heal over time. Of course, this requires no faith or intelligence to use, and if you fail to do this even once, you are the dumbest Elden Ring player ever.

Literally its just putting cream on some large giant fella, don't screw this up now too. FromSoft really allows you to do this. All you have to do is stop asking for details about the DLC, and then the boss will allow you to put foot cream on his feet.

Shaq frfr a goat on god no cap

Consult The Finger, Not But Hole


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If you are to consult the Two Fingers, they will tell you to "Find the Albinauric woman" which you must ignore because you want to help our large friend get over his bodily hindrances. If you go to the Finger's after you have found the Albinauric Woman, a new option will open up for Let me Solo her to teleport into your body (with consent of course) to help our Fire Giant friend meet the rest of his kind in the after-life.

Finding the woman will be the hard part, as we have no clue where she is located, but I am sure with a little bit of help from our friend Gideon Ofnir the "All Knowing" he will know where the Albinauric woman is located.

Just Hit Him

Like most problems, violence is usually the answer. It is here as well, in which the problem is his feet. So that is why he figures out the answer which is to

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T̸̡͉̭͖̜͕̯͚̗͙̘͉͖̱̩̮̫̘̻͊̉̋̿͛͊͊̀̿̋̈́̓̌̏̿̓͒̀̅̏̚͝͝E̷̼̠̭̫̎̂̇̑̂̋͐̓̇̅̓̎̑͛̌̽͌̒̃̅̅̕͜͝͝A̴̧̧̧̼̤̤̭̹̬̞̱̫̤͗͆̔̔̈́̇̈́̿̇͑̒̌̋̔̀̑̈́̆̔͜R̶̨̡̢͔͕͎͙̪̺̯̟̤͕̞̣̻̣͑̆͛̃́̒͛͝ ̸͕̫̗͈̻̤̪̖̯͇͉̺̰̬̘̳͕̬̜̪̉̾̒̀̌͋͋̉̆́̒̓̂͒̓̓̈́͂̚̚̕͜͝͝Í̴̡̧̧̧̙̝̺̻̤̲̙̹͓̤̦͇̪̙͍̐̀̂͆̀̚͝Ţ̴̛̥̂̆̄͗̿̃͗͆̊̔̎̽̾̒̈̌̕͜͠ ̷̛̹̞̦̻̾̊͛̚Ô̶̧̧̧͕̘̗̟̜̥͙̼͉̰͕͇̘̟̝̜̝͕͍̓̾̇̆̑̂̀̀͆̒̊̆̆̂̽̒́̍̽͋̇̌͂͛͝F̴͉̤͔̞̯̳̦̦̪̳̤̥̮̬̝̣̠̩͍̤̎͐̾̆̂̆́͂̈́̎̾̐̀̒̾͑̿͆̆̂́̇̽̚͝͝͠F̷̨̛̼̖͈̲̠͔͙̥̱̣̺̥̮̲̳̫̣̭̖̟̎̓̊͌͗̌͋̈͑͗͒́̒͘̕͝

and after our friend does that, you, or your maiden Melina will commit a so-called "blasphemous sin", and teleport you to Crumbling Farum Azula, home to Dragonlord Flacidusax, Maliketh, Doggo of the Bad Boi Blade, and Foreskin Duo, who will all be our friends to the very end!!!!

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