five step guide: how to be like a crow

five step guide: how to be like a crow

First And Foremost: Scream At Random Times


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screaming randomly is a thing all crows do

some humans do it too (i.e. babies)

even if you're a grown adult, S C R E A M

E M B R A C E T H E S C R E A M

Secondly: Collect Shiny Things


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shiny things are absolutely ESSENTIAL

if you see a shiny thing, take it

don't ask questions, take it

"oh, the shiny thing doesn't belong to me!"

SHUTTUP WHO ASKED UR A CROW IT BELONGS TO U NOW

Thirdlelely: Touch Grass, Make Freinds


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contrary to popular belief, a social life is cool!

crows have friends! you should too

crows love to get together and talk and gossip and play silly games

sometimes crows like to trade shiny things

(caution: ONLY trade things with your most trusted homies, otherwise you could get jipped!)

Fourthloodley: MERCHANDISE


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SWAG IS COOL

CROWS WEAR DRIP

make yourself some brand new Jordans with all your shiny treasures!

whip out a crafting bench and make some hoozamabobles!!!!!111!!!!!1111111111111!!!111!11!1!1

CROW MERCHANDISE IS GOOD MERCHANDISE

Last But Not Least: Crow.


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just be a crow

be yourself but with some BAZZAZZZZZ

be a spicy individual

have fun with your friends

share (some) of your shiny things

and remember that the shiniest thing of all is you :))))))))))

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