The HERETICS !!
as the creator of the "Why Heket is (theoretically) the sexiest bishop (version 2)" guide, i apologize for the BLIGHT i have inflicted upon this game's community. if you've looked at the guide section recently, you'll have seen some EXTREMELY suspicious guides..
the FIRST of the heket heretics! they have the BALLS to put heket in their leshy sex guide thumbnail?!?! ABSURDITY!!!
this one is actually well written and states that heket has ""impressive sizes"" (extremely true). but kallamar is NOT the hottest!!
THE BRAINDEAD SPIDER?!? REALLY?!?!
Why Is Heket STILL The Hottest?!?
the competition is LITERALLY a bush worm with sharp enough teeth to tear your ♥♥♥♥ off, a self-absorbed squid, and a disabled spider who can only count properly. heket has a SLIMY, HOT tounge, is a WOMAN (HOT!!), and is SEXY !!! there are NO downsides to heket!!! for more information, please refer to the original "why heket is sexiest bishop" guide.
I WILL BEAT YOUR ASS AT KNUCKLEBONE!!
if one of these HERETICS has the BALLS to challenge me at knucklebones, i WILL beat you and i WILL prove that heket is sexiest. you will SUFFER !!! PRAISE HEKET !!!
Source: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3308000528
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