A Guide on How to Politely Tell Your Captain that Crashing into Every Rock Isn't the Best Navigation Strategy

Why Tho

First of all, why tho? Does our captain harbor a secret love for geological formations, or perhaps they believe in the power of rock friendship? It's a mystery worthy of the Bermuda Triangle, but one thing's for sure – it's time to address this rocky obsession.

Firstly, it's crucial to approach the situation with delicacy. Tell your captain that while their enthusiasm for exploring the seabed is admirable, perhaps there's a more efficient way to chart our course.

If diplomacy fails, may I suggest installing a Rock Radar?, a person designated as the Rock Radar, whose sole purpose is to shout "Rock ahead!" with the gusto of a town crier. It's an unconventional solution, sure, but it just might work.

Now, if all else fails, it's time to get creative. Ever heard the saying, "If you can't beat 'em, feed 'em to the sharks"? Okay, maybe that's not a saying, but it should be. Sometimes, drastic measures are necessary. So, when diplomacy fails and rocks continue to be the captain's favorite companions, consider the age-old solution: feeding him to the sharks. It's a win-win, really. The rocks get a break, and the sharks get a tasty snack.

In conclusion, my fellow seafarers, navigating the treacherous waters of captaincy can be a rocky endeavor. But with a bit of tact and perhaps a gentle reminder of the perils of rock collision, we can hopefully steer our ship towards smoother sailing.

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