How to spend 30 minutes with Velociraptor Ned (Walking the Dinosaur)

How to spend 30 minutes with Velociraptor Ned (Walking the Dinosaur)

Is Ned A Good Homie?


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Short answer No.

Can he be good? No.

SO THEN WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥ IS THIS GUIDE FOR WHAT DO I DO WITH THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥?

Well you can do anything you want, I made this guide to give ideas by showing you all what I was doing with Ned.

On Foot


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You may get the idea that playing on foot with Ned is a good idea.

Stop this nonsense he only gets a quickshot pistol and he may pick up a random ♥♥♥♥♥♥ weapon off the ground.

However his lack of combat skills makes him the perfect person to go streaking with, I mean he's pretty much naked because he's a Raptor...

as a subnote Ned would not follow me around, and when given the chance no ♥♥♥♥ were given about streaking. Ned too srs.

In A Car?


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Assuming that you're one of the weird people who play this game and have actually added a car or 2 to your garage.... you could always try to do stuff with Ned in this.

But Ned is still a push over and there's no reason to have him help you escape the police... I mean if you get bored enough you could just drive him around...

I did that, and then I became his chauffeur for a while.

In A... Bigger Car?


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Well I doubt car would be the word for this but really I mean what else are you going to call the manapult?

Shooting him out of this wasn't the most fun I've ever had, but the again maybe I should have aimed towards a wall.

No no no, BIGGER._.

K

BIGGER! ♥♥♥♥ CARS.


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Uhh well... ok.

While Ned works in here, it's not really the best place for Ned, and with that I move to..... RP.

U ♥♥♥ Wot M8?


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RP, yeah you know... role playing?

Dressing up stupid

Falling in love with a character

Getting in an argument with Ned, because he cheated on you with Shaundi, so then you punch him, and for some reason he gets mad and leaves you but then youre all like no please dont go and he's all like "I will" and youre all like :'( Pliz but then he leaves, and then he shoots you down in cold blood :^(

Has It Been 30 Minutes Already?


Aww man, I really miss spending all that time with ned :(

Well that's too bad, everyone one say good-bye ned! and helloooooo achievement.

♥♥♥♥ YOU NED YOU'LL PAY FOR WHAT YOU DID WITH SHAUNDI

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