Saints Row IV How To Farm Money (Or The Donald Trump Guide To SRIV)

The Introduction

So There's At Least 5 Ways I Know Of Farming Money with Different Rates Of Money Gain So I Will Take You Through These And If You Don't Like The Way I Type, Well.... Go Punch Something, You Wuss.

The Cheating Donald Trump Way (Or The Clinton Way)

This Is Probably The Easist Way And It's Quite Simple. Just Type Cheese In The Add Cheats Menu And Click On It As Many Want Because Clearly If You Go This Way, You Don't Care For Achievements Or Actual Gameplay, You Soul-less COD Player.

The Hardworking Donald Trump Way (Has If He Ever Lift A Finger In His Life, The ♥♥♥♥)

So This Is More Grinding Then Actual Farming. All You Need To Do Is Just Do Activties Over And Over Again So You Get Money. For This Method, Just Do The Races Since They Are Done Easy And Faster Then Doing Other Activties.

The Twating About Donald Trump Way

Another Simple Way Where You Just Mess About. Kill People, Smash Some Zin, Streak Or Do Some Diversions, Either Way, Just Roam The Map And Do Stuff To Earn Money.

The Lazy Donald Trump Way

This One Kind Of Works If You Use The Twating About Way Since You just Wait For The Hourly Cache So If You ♥♥♥♥ About, You Can Add More Income To Your Hourly Cache And Increase Your Money Fast Through This Is Boring As.

The Rich Donald Trump Way

Another Simple One Which Can Summed Up By A Quote By Nerdcubed: "USE THE DLC, YOU ♥♥♥♥!"

So Yeah, If You Are Willing To Spend Some Real Money (Or Was Smart And Got All The DLC for $5 In A Steam Sale Like I Was) You WIll Get The Bling Bling Pack Which Adds New Elements To All Your Powers And With This Comes Two Ways:

-For The Inpatient Ones At The Start Game And Need Some Cash, Just Unlock The Telekinisis Power And Use The New Bling Bling Power Which Pickpockets The Humans You Throw. All You Need To Do Now Is Find Someone And Continue To Throw And Catch Him. The Gain On This Is Slow So It Takes Some Grinding.

-For Those Later In The Game Or Is More Patient, You Can Use The Midus Touch Aura Power To Turn People Into Gold And If You Destroy These Gold Statues, They Will Burst Into Ten Zin Dollars With Each One Worth $100 To $200 So It's Much Faster And Better Through The Statues Are Hard To Destroy So For A More Efficent Farming Experience, Use A Fully Upgraded Disingrator Or The Energy Blade Depending On What You Prefer.

The Conclusion

So Good Job, You Have Becomed The Donald Trump Of Saints Row. All You Need To Do Now Is Put On A Topue, Fire Some People And Being A ♥♥♥♥ In General And If You Got The Bling Bling Pack, You Will Waste Your Excess Money On Killing People With Your Money Blast Or Making It Rain On Your Homies And Don't Bother Rating, It's A Waste Of Your Time Like The Many Guides I Have Done Before For Other Games Because Apparently, I Have No Life, Just Like My Character. You Can Tell Since She Has No Pupils..... And She Looks Like Donald Trump

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How To Farm Money (Or The Donald Trump Guide To SRIV)