Postal 2 - A Week In Paradise
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The first block (~- are difficulty rankings~)
Difficulty rankings are always given before any other.
If you used cheats the game will not reward you with a difficulty rank.
It is not possible to trick the game...
Example: You have kills in total, are done by fire and are rifle headshots, the game will then jump to a Kill Rank instead.
Postal , Apocalypse Weekend and A Week in Paradise ending screens can differ from each other depending on which game mode you started but they all share the same end rankings.
Order Rank Condition Holy sh't! We didn't even think this was possible! Beat the game on "Impossible" difficulty POSTAL God Beat the game on "POSTAL" difficulty Survivor of Bad Circumstance Beat the game on "They Hate Me" difficulty Chaos-Braving POSTAL Freak Beat the game on "Insane-O" difficulty Card-Carrying NRA Member Beat the game on "Heston World" difficulty Leatherface would be proud. When more as half of your kills were done by chainsaw. Limb-Hacking POSTAL Ghoul When you hacked at least limbs and have more hacked as kills in number. Cop Killer When / of your kills were Animal Killer When you killed more animals as humans. Zombie-Slaying Holy Warrior When you killed more zombies as humans. Head-Batting Major Leaguer When more as half of your kills had their heads blown up/off by Baseball bat. Head-Asploding Shotgun Ninja When more as half of your kills had their heads blown up by shotgun. Teen Sniper When more as half of your kills are done by "Hunting Rifle" headshots. Arsonist When more as half of your kills are done with FIre. Water Sports Enthusiast When you urinate more in "gallons" as you made kills in numbers. Congratulations, SATAN. Having over kills. Hitler would be proud. Have at least kills. Ex-Military Killing Machine Have at least kills. Society-Shunning Grade-A Psycho Have at least kills. Serial Killer on Steroids Have at least kills. Prozac-Powered Gun Nut Have at least kills. Office Drone Pushed Over the Edge Have at least kills. Soccer Mom Have at least kills. Wanna-be Gangsta Have at least kills. Underachieving Thug Have at least kills. Gun-shy Murderer Have at least kill. Thank you for playing, JESUS. Finish the game without killing anyhing. Cat R*pist If you used at least cats as silencers. (~and did nothing else~)
The Speed Runner rankings are an addition to the normal game ranks.
Only shown when activating the game timer in the game settings.
The single segment is an addition to the speed runner rank.
Order Rank Condition (Single-segment) Beat the game in an speed run without loading a saved game. (Have you considered running this game for SDA?) Beat the game in under :hrs (Ultimate Speed Runner) Beat the game in under :hrs (Super Speed Runner) Beat the game in under :hrs (speed Runner) Beat the game in under :hrs
Postal 2 - Paradise Lost
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The first block (~- are difficulty rankings~)
Difficulty rankings are always given before any other.
The Apocalypse Conqueror ranking is an exception and is never given after Impossible but always before POSTAL God. If you used cheats the game will not reward you with a difficulty rank.
It is still not possible to trick the game...
Example: You have kills in total, are done by fire and are rifle headshots, the game will then jump to a Kill Rank instead.
Urinate and Baseball Bat Rankings are not given in Paradise Lost.
Order Rank Condition Holy sh't! We didn't even think this was possible! Beat the game on "Impossible" difficulty Apocalypse Conqueror Killed all the Leaders instead of escaping. POSTAL God Beat the game on "POSTAL" difficulty Survivor of Bad Circumstance Beat the game on "They Hate Me" difficulty Chaos-Braving POSTAL Freak Beat the game on "Insane-O" difficulty Gun Nut Beat the game on "Heston World" difficulty Meat-Grinding Badass Psycho When more as half of your kills were done by chainsaw. Limb-Hacking POSTAL Ghoul When you hacked at least limbs and have more hacked as kills in number. Junktown Jerky Vendor When your money spend is Times higher as your kills in number. Women's Self-Defense Expert When you kicked in more nuts as you have kills in numbers and have at least nut kicks. Billy the Kid When / of your kills were Mutant-Hating Animal Murderer When you killed more animals as humans. Wasteland Purifier When you killed more zombies as humans. Head-Asploding Shotgun Ninja When more as half of your kills had their heads blown up by shotgun. Arizona Killer When more as half of your kills are done by "Hunting Rifle" headshots. Pyromaniac When more as half of your kills are done with FIre. Butcher Butcherer When more as half of your kills are Social Justice Warrior When more as half of your kills are Destroyer of Daywalkers When more as half of your kills are Crusher of the Robolution When more as half of your kills are Paladin of Steel When more as half of your kills are Survivalist Slaughterer When more as half of your kills are Ranger # When . (~shortly below the half~) of your kills are done with the Revolver. Congratulations, Little Boy! Having over kills. Fat Man would be proud. Have at least kills. Oppenheimer Groupie Have at least kills. Mister Burke's Hire Have at least kills. Serial Killer on Buffout Have at least kills. Mad as Max Have at least kills. Trinity Man Have at least kills. Tunnel Snake Have at least kills. Wanna-be Bandit Have at least kills. Vault Dweller Pushed Over The Edge Have at least kills. Joe Fission Have at least kill. Thank you for playing, GANDHI. Finish the game without killing anyhing. Wasteland Water Salesman When you have Peed on all Snowman. Cat R*pist If you used at least cats as silencers. (~and did nothing else~)
The Speed Runner rankings are an addition to the normal game ranks.
Only shown when activating the game timer in the game settings.
The single segment is an addition to the speed runner rank.
Order Rank Condition (Single-segment) Beat the game in an speed run without loading a saved game. (Have you considered running this game for SDA?) Beat the game in under :hrs (Ultimate Speed Runner) Beat the game in under :hrs (Super Speed Runner) Beat the game in under :hrs (speed Runner) Beat the game in under :hrs
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