How to become Dr. Ian Malcolm

How to become Dr. Ian Malcolm

Chaos Theory Human


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A Rockstar

Water Attraction Method



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Step 1 Try to impress a Woman by explaining the chaos theory in a jeep. Very Usefull to use drops of water dancing on the hand of the lady.

Pile Of ♥♥♥♥



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Step 2 Be impressed by the Huge amount of Dinosaurs feces.

Self Confidence



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Step 3 Always have self-confidence to show your upper body and nipples to other people in the room.

Teaching Ethics And Moral



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Step 4 Explain philosophicaly to an old billionaire why his ambitionous park project will not work and give lessons of Ethics.

Life Finds A Way



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Step 5 When you have doubts about the ridicolous statements of others, "Life finds a way" quote always help.

Future Mrs.Malcolm



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Step 6 Always look for the next future Mrs. Malcolm.

Expensive Jacket Grabbing



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Step 7 Most important, defend the Truth of the Story anytime, even when the jacket of the dude is more worth than your college days.

Congratulations! Achievement Unlocked!

CONGRATULATIONS! You know now the most important instructions to be exactly like the iconic Dr. Ian Malcolm

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