Introduction.
So lately i have been helping people with dlc bosses and base game bosses a lot and i noticed that all hosts died to the same attacks the same ways at the same time (when the boss is almost to phase 2 or almost dead). SPOILERS AHEAD for all base game and dlc bosses.
Margit The Fell Omen
i decided to start with margit because he is the first boss many tarnished encounter on their quest to stand before the elden ring or whatever it is.
Then i realized the one time i was summoned for this boss it was with someone on new game plus 7 and we destroyed him in 4 seconds.
Godrick The Grafted?
Never had to help anyone with this boss as long as your properly leveled you will demolish him
Red Wolf Woof Of Radagon
Not so subtle, foreshadowing so uh Radagon and Renalla married and had some children. Then when Marika dumped Giga Chad Godfrey First Elden Lord (we will cover him later) he decided to marry Marika to become second elden lord he forgot his oversized dog and you fight them and you beat them never been summoned for probably never will be.
Rennala Queen Of The Full Moon
No host has ever died to her she just got stunlocked and died in 15 seconds. BUT, there is a chance they could die to her just don't have a large amount of test subjects ehm i mean people to help. so i will actually work on this.
Rennala's beam thingy. she will open with this attack and try to kill you fast if you roll to the side twice she will not.
um idk her attacks she isnt hard and stuff all she really does is magick all over you and run away.
Starscourge Rahdahn
This boss literally gives you like 8 npcs to summon don't summon real players because now his massive healthbar is 3x larger. never helped anyone with this man he could kill a host in many ways but i cannot scientifically say which ones as i have no experience helping tarnished with this boss.
Draconic Tree Sentinel (outside Leyndell Royal Capital)
N/a
He is pretty anoying tho.
Godfrey (Golden Shade Version)
I have been summoned to help with this man once and he quickly fell. Im too lazy to put out attacks here since he is a easier version of the real gigachad Godfrey so if anything is dangerous here i would just put it there anyways.
Morgott Omen King
This boss is quite emotional you can feel how desperate he is to protect the Erdtree but yet he feels like he is not worthy of its presence being an Omen, you can also feel how desperate the host is because of the fact that they need help with this boss.
Morgotts weird belching coughing thing that does damage. this man really needs to get a doctor i mean the erdtree is already protected with the impenetrable thorns VPN or sumthin. like take a break. then there are swords falling and it kills the host and his GPU cuz the forgot to run away like monkey see monkey do if the helper is running from the deadly aoe of deadlyness then run away too.
Fire Giant
Oh goody a boss i get summoned for. Finally! This boss is cancer in co op.
Fire giants avalanche thingy (i should go on Fextra Life and look this stuff up) this this is the attack he will always do when you walk in the doors you can like roll at the right time or use Torrent ... right they are disabled in co op
Giant slam? (i need fextralife) Fire giant raises his grandmas antique plate into the air and tries to kill you with it if hit you will lose about half your health.
Burn O Flame (fextralife my savior) he lights his hands and pillars of fire come up from the ground which kill you and stuff all you have to do is run, but hosts tend to prefer a technique known as panic rolling a sacreligous act where you spam the 'roll button' in hopes to negate damage.
Roll. fire giant copies us tarnished and rolls all over us this does lots of damage. and is impossible to avoid based on positioning( or i think it is ).
Flame Of The Fell God . fire giant releases two slow moving orbs that track the player. run at them to trigger run away again roll or jump in precisely one second or die.
Godskin Duo Smaugh And Ornstein Ruined By Drugs And Alchohol
This boss was never playtested
Godskin noble roll
Godskin apostle black flame tornado.
The fact that they keep... coming... back... ughgh.
Draconic Tree Sentinel (outside Maliketh)
I have lots of experience with this boss cuz he is right outside Maliketh and i used to get summoned often for Maliketh.
Nothing with three people he gets stunlocked and dies.
Maliketh The Black Blade
I love this boss, the acrobatics the attacks the design the reveal in the cutscene the voice acting the story one thing i dont love, however is helping people with him they. just. Die.
Since i love this boss so much imma actually go on the wiki to learn the attack names.
Black blade Piledriver variant. He jumps shoots two projects at you with his sword then dives at you using the destined death AOE. this attack is quite simple to dodge. just dodge left left left or right right right right or even forward for the projectiles then when he does the destined death aoe dodge forward to go behind him there is a nice opening to attack of course hosts get scared when he does this and dodge backward for the projectiles and get ht then die to the follow up.
Black blade Double slash variant. same thing but this time he does the double spinny slash thingy just dodge forward twice in quick succession. hosts die for the same reason get stunlocked by projectiles get hit by follow up.
Ground rupture. (First phase only) he pulls up the ground and releases with boulders falling down onto you. just dodge once and run away to avoid the boulders. hosts may avoid the first one but almost always get hit by the boulders.
Destined death he does a front flip while slashing into a destined death AOE dodge to the side to avoid the double front flip dodge forward twice to dodge the destined death AOE. Because of the hosts cognitive dodging disorder they have difficulty avoiding death at the hands of the destined death attack. there is evidence that all that time spent in the double burger king mask does cause this disorder as the burger king mascot is a criminal and criminally stupid like bro wore a mask of themselves to steal the McDonalds egg mcmuffin. of all things. like why not the big mac?? or why not actually make good food??????
Sir Gideon Ofnir
um he is just easy never been summoned never will be 0/10
Godfrey First Gigachad Elden Lord
I love Godfrey he is fun and fair. the hosts dont.
Fissure. hosts get stunlocked by the first attack then panic roll and die.
Regal roar. after he does this all his stomps are AOE. Hosts will get hit by one or two or three of the stomps and die or get hit by one and die to a follow up.
Earth shattering stomp. they just die plain and simple.
Radagon/ Elden Beast
I hate this fight i hate everything about it.
Radagon is cancer. Elden beast is also cancer. radagon isnt bad tho elden beast has some attacks that are braindead easy and some attacks that are just plain unplaytested evil
Elden stars they rain down on your tarnished while another larger golden projectile chases you they are almost unavoidable in fact you have to use spells and physic flasks and while all this is happening it uses all these other spells like flaming sword crescents to just be annoying and when you die you have to go through radagon again and ughghghgh its just evil.
Nebula. if u get hit u ded since host always get hit host always ded.
Divine punishment u get grabbed u almost dead prob gonna die to a follow up though.
Concept of Order he makes game logo but deadly.
Wave of gold. its just hard to dodge.
those are the hard ones everything else is easy 0/10 final boss i felt wow what a relief after beating this, not wow that was so much fun i feel so good like i did with gigachad Godfrey.
Rellana Twin Moon Knight
This boss is fun.
There isnt a summoning pool outside this boss therefore no hosts, therefore no data.
Divine Beast Dancing Lion
This boss isnt too hard.
His thing where he stands up and sprays out wind ice lightning depends on phase.
The phase transition.
Golden Hedgehog Hippo
This boss is annoying.
The grab
The head smash.
All of the hedgehog stuff in phase 2
Messmer The Impaler
Messmer is a difficult boss and one i get summoned for consistently he is difficult but once you learn him he flows like a dance. He is my new favorite boss
Messmers grab, In this attack Messmer shapes a ball of Messmerflame in his and and charges at the tarnished, If hit he will throw you into the air and impale you on his spear then proceeds to coat you with fire. While powerful this attack is braindead easy to dodge just roll backwards twice to the side and forward to the side twice. You might be asking if its so easy to dodge then how do they get hit by it?
The answer is very simple the host is spamming spells or ashes of war then Messmer does a 180 on them uses this attack and they get hit and die
Messmer is seen in this image impaling a tarnished warrior.
Messmer's assault. This attack is in sharp contrast to the other, as this attack actually requires more skill than a newborn child to dodge. Messmer jumps into the air starts spinning around lands and does a flurry of 8 thrusts before jumping up hitting his spear into the ground and conjuring 10 spears up from it. The 360s aren't hard to dodge but then he does a flurry where if you get hit by all 8 your dead if you get hit by some you may be stunned and hit by the spears that come up from the ground when he lands and die
Next we have messmers spinny thrust attack from phase 2 he spins while diving at you. you roll forward to or the side and don't get hit. this deletes about half your hp if you get hit. he will usually use this attack when you are far away from him or after doing the slash backflip. most hosts have a cognitive impairment in the dodge roll section of their brain hence there inability to dodge this attack.
next we have triple serpent bite specifically the one where he floats above a pool of what i can only describe as the insides of messmers septic tank and throws a hissy fit and screams the scream will most likely kill you. There is also 3 snakes flailing around i just spam roll and don't get hit. On the other hand most hosts choose instead to stab messmer, now don't get me wrong i have nothing against stabbing messmer but they choose to stab them while standing directly in the septic tank juice and, the scream. After watching an episode of dirty jobs i can confirm the septic tank water is so vile it makes sense why it kills you oh and there's snakes too but they only do a third of your healthbar so you should be okay.
Romina Saint Of The Bud
She isnt too hard, but as previously discussed hosts are usually pretty bad.
Phase transition. she does all this scarlet rot tornado butterfly stuff and hosts just dont know what to do you run to a gap in the butterfly's but as previously mentioned the hosts panic roll or walk into the tornado thing.
Grab. Romina sends her centipede head to grab you while the scorpion tail injects you with venom and since hosts are always low health (i know from previous experience) thank you random tarnished for not drinking a single flask in a 5 minute fight against messmer and dying in the last 5 seconds and while im about to be sent back to my world i kill messmer but its too late. So anyways because there always low hp they will probably die oh and this does scarlet rot btw.
Triple Air Slash. Romina flies into the air and comes down in three slashes the last one is a 360 the last one leaves a trail of rot butterflies that explode and deal damage and rot buildup most hosts get hit by everything or the last one and the butterfly's and die.
Leda's Allies
This fight is one of the most unique fights in elden ring it has so much emotion so much buildup the story of the dlc is climaxing right now. After Leda learns of your intentions she gathers her allies which can be just her and Dryleaf Dane, to a pact of 7 NPCs all attempting to kill you, the coolest part of this fight is that your player choices can impact the outcome you can end up getting your own NPC summons to help you. of course fighting multiple NPCs at once is not fun, which is why most people turn to summoning.
Ugh imma hate listing this fight 7 possible npcs with there own movesets.
Hornsents ghost-flame incantation this will 1 shot you light load 99 vigor (pretty sure anyway) thankfully it isnt hard to dodge but hosts always get got off guard and die.
Hornsents ash of war.
Leda's Ash of war
Dryleaf Danes ash of war
Freya's ash of war
Promised Consort Rahdan/Consort Of Epilepsy Miquella
Now were at the big one the controversial one, the one that was never playtested the one that forced me to lower my in game brightness my monitor brightness farm levels search for scadutree fragments look up multiple guides and still couldn't beat solo my main problems are 1. all the lights this isnt a circus this is a boss fight. 2. Miquellas luscious locks that get in the way of every attack queue. 3. all of the AOEs. 3. Rahdahns nuke. 4. he doesn't let you summon at all. 5. the arena is so uneven like, lets make a hard boss then make the arena garbage too. so many people need help with this boss you can place a sign down and get summoned in about 20 seconds. but lets break down what hosts die too because this is just a rant at this point.
Meteors, once you learn how to dodge this attack you will never be hit by it. Unfortunately the hosts are incapable of searching for a YouTube video on how to dodge this and therefore, always get hit.
Miquellas Ring Of Host Genocide Light. run away. just do that. run. oh sorry hosts 'panick roll'
Nuke. Rahdahn goes in air Nukes the host makes em very nice and dead.
Double Cross Slash this is single handedly the worst attack designed by fromsoft frame perfect dodge unless in the perfect position.
Rahdahns light-speed slash.
All of his combos.
The arena covering AOEs.
Everything that wasn't playtested wait? that's the whole fight 0/10 final boss how did fromsoft mess up both of them. first phase was good though.
Bayle The Dread
Hes hard i guess? just summon igon and mimic use dragonslayer Great katana and first tryed him.
The phase transition.
all that phase two stuff theres so much happening that the hosts small brains just dial out and they fail to roll.
His grab?
Midra Lord Of Frenzied Flame
Midra is a pain to get to. go through these catacombs right here fight a boss at the end. then your trusty steed that went the world and back with you fought against bosses, enemies, rode through
Caelid without fear. Rode through armies had seen all in the lands between. gets cold feet in a spooky forest. Aging Untouchables Confusing legacy dungeon. Then you see this shattered wreck you approach and they attack you so you kill them. then a cutscene plays and a boss is in front of you spamming frenzied flame.
Nuke Phase two.
Flame wave combo thing Phase two.
Opening attack.
Scadutree Avatar
I haven't been summoned for this boss.
Commander Gaius
I haven't fought this boss he looks kinda tough but idk where he even is.
Putrecesnt Knight
I know he is in the Cerulean coast i have not fought him though.
Metyr Mother Of Fingers
I have beaten this boss and helped with it and can confirm this boss is cancer in co op.
Phase transition.
Black hole attack,
Finger summons.
Finger side swipe walk thingy.
Everything
Jolan And Ymir
This boss is easy.
You cant get summoned for this fight.
Malenia Blade Of Miquella
I know i said no side bosses but this boss is legendary in summoning history. for one man Let Me Solo Her.
Waterfowl dance. Malenia Rises into the air and unleashes a flurry of blows. i dont know how you dodge this attack
Scarlet Bloom. run away. which hosts are unable to do
Clones. dodge to left, dodge to the right,
Grab dodge to the left backwards forwards to the right.
Flurry she hits a bunch dodge backwards.
Source: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3317170898
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