Dwarf Fortress I HATE CUTEBOLDS, I WANT THEM TO DIE

WHAT IS CUTEBOLDS

If you're so incredibly autistic that you can't have your "EPIC LIZARD DOGGOS" and can't handle the fact that they are unfuc'kable evil brown goblin creatures(racist? they steal all the time ...) You might of head cannoned These disgusting block heads into your world.

THINGS I WOULD DO TO CUTEBOLDS

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I would order my dwarves drag them by there ears (horns if you're an extra queer) and throw them in the 1x1 hole channeled filled water as my pedo vampire necromancer barren jacks off to them dying behind a glass wall with his -=(-spider silk sock-)=

I would break apart there little arms and force them to read books all day untill they starved to death

I would make a dungeon where they would have to fight to the death in order to eat pumkin seeds thats still smell of the dirty hands of my dwarven brewer

I would accept 2 of them in my fortress for 2 year suntill they become members and then have kids, on there wedding day i'll atom smash them in front of there entire family

i'll use a bridge to fling all there children in a multi z-level cave and make my own dwarvin cave constellation with there splattered remains and teeth.

I would sell them to elven caravans (They will get graped)

I would sell them to human caravans (even worse grapage)

I would sell them to the dwarf fortress bay12 forums (Oh god im feeling sorry for them now)

leave the corpsis stinking in the dining hall so my dwarves get in fell moods and chop off the survivors toes and make necklaces out of them (like a candy necklace :) )

I would use baby helmet therapy on them to make there heads turn into weird shapes

Force them to wear dresses and dance on Armoktok.

Make pig iron by throwing them into furnace's

Put them into minecraft and let them dangle on a pole from the sky with a lead

throw them off a mountian unto elven caravans LOL

hire a necromancer to turn them into monstrosities

Give them wet willies and record them screaming

put them in a barrel full of jungle juice and kick them down a mountain

make them say slightly mean words so they get banned forever off of the bay12 forums

force them to climb trees

Put them in the Long night mod (highly recommend) and force them to eat corroded circuits and rusty scrap metal (god the comment son that workshop page is so awfull)

"THIS IS JUST LIKE LIFEWEB SS13"

Dude sorry to roast you but that's literally a gay pedo DND session on the weekends you play. Also there's literally the same guy who 24/7 Ra'pe baits as a child. FREAK

sweet i foudn this super old drawing i made and it fits with this guide

SHOOT THEM IN THE HEAD (this is self defence since it was stealing the baby)

IMAGINE EATING IN A BURGER KING AND THIS THING CAME UP TO YOU ACITNG LIKE IT HAS THE NRIGHTS TO EVEN ORDER A BURGER, I WOULD SPIT MIEN UNT BURGER IN IT SFACE AND KICK IT

I'll be adding some more later, do you guys have any cool ideas?

extra

Kruggsmash "What's up with cutebolds?"

https://youtu.be/7EcNjTnl-dc?t=1911

THINGS TO DO IN 2023

EXPLODE TRAIN FULL OF CUTEBOLDS IN CHEMICAL EXPLOSION IN OHIO

BREAK A NUCLEAR REACTOR WITH CUTEBOLDS

THROW CUTEBOLDS INTO THE WHIRLY GIG ANOMALY

FORCE CUTEBOLDS TO WATCH ALL SEASON OF ADVENTURE MAN (TIE THEM UP LIKE THE ROBOT CHICKEN)

SLAM DUNK A BABY CUTEBOLD INTO THE DUMPSTER

FLUSH A CUTEBOLD INTO THE TOILET

MAKE A RACE WAR BETWEEN CUTEBOLDS AND GOBLINS

USE A REMOTE SWITCH TO TURN OF CUTEBOILDS BRAKES AND HAVE THEM CRASH, THUS FAILING THE RACE WAR

CRITHACK CUTEBOLDS WITH ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ (lamo box censored lamooo)

FORCE CUTEBOLDS INTO A .RAR FILE

FORCE CUTEBOLDS INTO THE CHINESE ALGORYTHEM

USE FORCE MAGIC TO CHOKE AND SLAM CUTEBOLDS AGAISNT BRONZE COLLOSUS

FEED ONLY FEED THEM ELVISH GOYSLOP

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I HATE CUTEBOLDS, I WANT THEM TO DIE

WHAT IS CUTEBOLDS

THINGS I WOULD DO TO CUTEBOLDS

THINGS TO DO IN 2023

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