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How to Stop Playing Clicker Heroes

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2024-07-10 10:14:10

A Brief Introduction

This is a very straight forward guide for how to overcome an addiction to 'Clicker Heroes'! After reading it, you will know all that you need to in order to actually put the game down and get back to that life thing that you had before hand! If you didn't have one of those to begin with...happy clicking, you sad, strange little man!

The Guide

Try to stop.

Fail.

Get mad at yourself for failing, try again.

Fail.

Become concerned that you failed again, try again.

Fail.

Turn pale as you begin to realize what you've gotten yourself into, try again.

Fail.

Start pleading with whatever deity/ethereal being/celebrity idol in your closet behind the coats you worship to let the madness that set in after failing once again end, try again.

Fail.

Turn to the dark side of whatever religion/spirituality/unhealthy obsession of a famous person you partake in to try to bargain a way to end this string of failures and stop playing, try again.

Fail.

Forsake all beliefs as no higher being/spirit of the something/Johnny Depp is able to help you, try once more out of the burning anger stemming from your newfound betrayal.

Fail.

If you fall into the latter category of belief, before continuing with the next step, apologize to Johnny Depp. Begin formulating an idea to force you PC to stop playing the game as the voices in your head caused by the most recent failure begin to grow louder, try again with your new experiment prepared.

Succeed!!

Just kidding: Fail. And now you're space bar is broken, so it only works if you hit it really, really hard in just the right place. Good going, Einstein. Cast an incantation on your computer using the dark chants and enchantments told to you by the voices now screaming in your head, try again.

Fail.

Stare in terrified awe at your PC, glowing with a burning red, brighter and red-er than the firey pits of Hell themselves, as it levitates in the air, having just deleted all other functions on your computer except for 'Clicker Heroes', try again in an act of rebellion against this new demonic ruler.

Fail.

Ignore the burns you have recieved as punishment for your rebellion, continue to play 'Clicker Heroes', joining in the ever-growing zombified army of players who have all gone through the same process as you and hope that someday, somehow, the game will crash and you shall all be freed from this curse.

In Conclusion

I hope that this guide was able to help you overcome the desire to click those monsters! Enjoy your new life!

Source: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=598350522

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