Bloons TD 6 How to Get Mortar Paragon, no cap fr fr

The Best Tower, Mortar

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As you may know, mortar monkey's are the best tower in the game. they can de-camo bloons and even stun them. they are what I call a "gimmick tower" because they are different from the normal towers because of their special targeting.

Getting The Xp Required

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The mortar, being the best tower, requires a whopping 2,000,000 xp. when they first added the tower, since it was so good, I had the 2,000,000 xp already. However, it also has a pops counter, and you need 999,999,999 pops with the mortar to get it. And that is the most challenging part

The Anger That Ensued

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When I saw that I needed that many pops I punched my monitor and broke it. this is what it looked like. Real picture by the way

Getting 999,999,999 Pops

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My strategy was use double cash on logs and it worked pretty well, I quickly got up to 444,440,145 pops. It was awesomely epic

Sadness And Confusion

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After I got 999,999,999 pops with the mortar tower. The game showed me a download. I had to literally download the paragon I worked so hard to get. And when I downloaded it, nothing happened

Deletion

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I quickly deleted BTD6 of of my device and cried for days. And then I got an Email from Ninja Kiwi basically laughing at me saying I got trolled.

Moral Of The Story

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I also got a virus that made it so that the silly dancing monkey emote was always at the top right of my screen. Kids, don't trust shady download links, even within your "safe tower defense game.

Source: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2931546258

How to Get Mortar Paragon, no cap fr fr