Introduction
The idea of this guide is to get as much unique dialogue as possible while doing as few runs as possible.
Note that this is a first draft; the drink and buying information is correct, but the rest isn't filled in.
Important note: NEVER serve a Flaming Moai unless the guide specifically says to do so.
All drink listings follow the format X // Y // Z. X is the drink for the first run, Y is the drink for the second, and Z is the drink for the third.
If a drink has a (w) following it, it means that it's wrong for the order. This is intentional--you have to get some orders wrong to access certain dialogue branches.
Day One
Fill the entire jukebox with one song for an achievement. (You can do this on any day.)
GIL
Piano Man // Piano Man // Piano Man
DONOVAN
Normal Beer // Big Beer // Normal Beer
Big Beer // N/a // Big Beer
Big Beer // Normal Beer // Big Beer
Big Sunshine Cloud with no karmotrine // Normal Beer // Big Sunshine Cloud with no karmotrine
INGRAM
Big Gut Punch // Big Gut Punch // Brandtini
Big Suplex // Big Suplex // Brandtini
Big Fringe Weaver // Big Fringe Weaver // Brandtini
SEI
Normal Moonblast // Normal Moonblast // Normal Moonblast
Normal Brandtini // Normal Brandtini // Normal Brandtini
Normal Brandtini // Normal Brandtini // Anything with 5+ karmotrine (w)
KIM
Flaming Moai (1/1/2/3/5) // Something non-alcoholic // Fringe Weaver
Piano Man // Piano Woman // Piano Man
Big Brandtini // Normal Brandtini // Big Brandtini
Day Two
Buy Mulan Tea and Holo-Plant
DONOVAN
Big Beer // Big Beer // Big Beer
Marsblast // Marsblast // Marsblast
Big Suplex // Big Grizzly Temple // Big Grizzly Temple
DOROTHY
Piano Woman // Piano Woman // Piano Woman
Big Moonblast // Normal Sugar Rush with 10+ karmotrine // Big Moonblast
Big Sunshine Cloud and a Normal Gut Punch // Big Sunshine Cloud and a Normal Gut Punch // Big Sunshine Cloud and a Normal Gut Punch
JAMIE
Marsblast // Normal Moonblast // Normal Mercuryblast
KIRA MIKI
Mulan Tea // Mulan Tea // Mulan Tea
Big Blue Fairy with 9+ karmotrine // Mulan Tea // Big Blue Fairy with 0 karmotrine
Big Grizzly Temple // Anything NOT bitter with 1 or less karmotrine // Big Grizzly Temple
Day Three
Buy Your Love is a Drug
Run 2 Only, Optional: Consider buying as much as possible to try and not have enough money to cover the Shining Fingered subscription. The distracted-Jill dialogues for not having done so are quite amusing.
ALMA
Normal Bad Touch // Big Bad Touch // Normal Bad Touch
Big Bloom Light // Big Bloom Light // Big Bloom Light
Big Brandtini // Big Brandtini // Big Brandtini
DONOVAN
Big Beer // Big Beer // Big Beer
Big Beer // Big Beer // Normal Beer
STELLA
Piano Woman // Piano Woman // Piano Woman
Piano Man // Anything with 13+ karmotrine (w) // Piano Man
Two Normal Fringe Weavers // Two Normal Fringe Weavers // Two Normal Fringe Weavers
Two Normal Blue Fairies// Two Normal Blue Fairies // Two Normal Blue Fairies
Day Four
ART
Normal Gut Punch // Normal Gut Punch // Normal Gut Punch
Normal Grizzly Temple // Normal Grizzly Temple // Normal Grizzly Temple
STREAMING-CHAN
Note: Press I, O, P, K, or L while Streaming-chan is present for an achievement. (You can do it at any time, but it only really makes sense when she's present. You'll see why.)
Big Bloom Light // Big Bloom Light // Big Bloom Light
Big Bad Touch // Anything with zero karmotrine (w) // Anything with zero karmotrine (w)
Big Cobalt Velvet // Any bottled // Any bottled
BETTY AND DEAL
Two Normal Beers // Two Big Beers // Two Normal Beers
Two Big Brandtinis // Big Fringe Weaver (w) // One Big Brandtini and one anything besides a Brandtini (w)
Two Normal Suplexes // Two Normal Suplexes // Two Normal Suplexes
JAMIE
Marsblast // Marsblast // Marsblast
Big Beer // Big Beer // Big Beer
Day Five
Buy Joker Cyclone
DANA
Rum // N/a // Rum
TAYLOR
Big Blue Fairy // Big Blue Fairy // Big Blue Fairy
Big Beer // Big Beer // Big Beer
ALMA
Big Cobalt Velvet // Big Cobalt Velvet // Big Cobalt Velvet
Rum // Absinthe // Rum
Flaming Moai (1/1/2/3/5) // Big Cobalt Velvet // Big Brandtini
DOROTHY
Big Blue Fairy with 0 karmotrine // Big Blue Fairy with 0 karmotrine // Big Blue Fairy with 0 karmotrine
VIRGILIO
Big Fluffy Dream with 5 karmotrine // Big Fluffy Dream with 5 karmotrine // Big Fluffy Dream with 5 karmotrine
Fedora // Fedora // Fedora
Day Six
JILL
Drink 0 beers // Immediately drink 9 beers // immediately drink 12 beers
Day Seven
Buy Cracked Daruma
BRIAN
Big Sugar Rush // Big Sugar Rush // Big Sugar Rush
Big Suplex // Big Suplex // Big Suplex
STELLA
Normal Beer // Normal Beer // Normal Beer
Big Brandtini // Anything not sweet (w) // Big Brandtini
ART
Zen Star // Big Beer // Zen Star
Two Big Bad Touches // Big Fringe Weaver (w) // Two Big Bad Touches
Piano Man // Piano Man // Piano Man
VIRGILIO
Big Cobalt Velvet // Big Cobalt Velvet // Big Cobalt Velvet
Big Cobalt Velvet // Big Cobalt Velvet // Big Cobalt Velvet
Day Eight
Buy Shoulder Massager
RAD SHIBA
Normal Grizzly Temple // Normal Grizzly Temple // Normal Grizzly Temple
Normal Fluffy Dream // Normal Fluffy Dream // Normal Fluffy Dream
SEI
Normal Blue Fairy with zero karmotrine // Normal Blue Fairy with zero karmotrine // Normal Blue Fairy with zero karmotrine
Normal Blue Fairy with zero karmotrine // Normal Bleeding Jane // Normal Blue Fairy with zero karmotrine
JAMIE
Big Gut Punch // Big Gut Punch // Big Gut Punch
Marsblast // Marsblast // Marsblast
Big Beer // Big Beer // Big Beer
INGRAM
Normal Bleeding Jane // Normal Brandtini // Normal Brandtini
Zen Star // Normal Brandtini // Normal Brandtini
Day Nine
Buy Beer on Discount
NORMA
Anything non-alcoholic // Anything alcoholic // Anything
MARIO
Piano Woman // Marsblast // Piano Woman
Normal Moonblast // Normal Gut Punch // Normal Moonblast
Normal Fringe Weaver // Normal Fringe Weaver // Normal Fringe Weaver
DOROTHY
Normal Bleeding Jane // Piano Woman // Piano Woman
Big Blue Fairy with 0 karmotrine // Big Blue Fairy with 5+ karmotrine // Big Blue Fairy
Normal Cobalt Velvet // Normal Cobalt Velvet // Normal Cobalt Velvet
GIL
Big Beer // Big Beer // Big Beer
Day Ten
Buy Cutesy Game Poster
VIRGILIO
Normal Sparkle Star // Normal Sparkle Star // Normal Sparkle Star
Normal Bad Touch // Normal Bad Touch // Normal Bad Touch
Normal Beer // Any bottled // Normal Beer
SEI
Big Sunshine Cloud with 0 karmotrine // Big Sunshine Cloud with 0 karmotrine // Big Cobalt Velvet
STELLA
Normal Brandtini // Big Brandtini // Big Brandtini
Two Big Bloom Lights // Two Big Bloom Lights // Two Big Bloom Lights
Two Normal Beers // Two Normal Beers // N/a
KIM
Big Sunshine Cloud // Big Sunshine Cloud // Big Sunshine Cloud
Big Cobalt Velvet // Big Cobalt Velvet // Big Cobalt Velvet
Any bottled // Any bottled // Any bottled
Day Eleven
Buy Megachristmas Tree
NACHO
Normal Crevice Spike // Normal Grizzly Temple // Normal Grizzly Temple
BETTY AND DEAL
Big Beer // Anything besides Beer // Big Beer
A Big Fringe Weaver and a Big Bloom Light // A Big Fringe Weaver and anything besides a Bloom Light // A Big Fringe Weaver and a Big Bloom Light
ALMA
Big Brandtini // Big Brandtini // Big Brandtini
Big Brandtini // Big Brandtini // Big Brandtini
Big Brandtini // Big Brandtini // Big Bloom Light (w)
JILL
Anything // Anything // Bloom Light
Anything // Anything // Anything
Day Twelve
COSPLAYERS
Big Brandtini // Big Brandtini // Big Brandtini
Big Fluffy Dream // Normal Fluffy Dream with max karmotrine // Big Fluffy Dream
DOROTHY
Piano Woman // Normal Sugar Rush // Piano Woman
Big Brandtini // Big Blue Fairy // Big Brandtini
SEI
Piano Woman // Piano Woman // Piano Woman
Big Blue Fairy with zero karmotrine // Anything alcoholic (w)// Big Blue Fairy with zero karmotrine
ART
Normal Suplex // Normal Suplex // Normal Suplex
Normal Cobalt Velvet // Normal Cobalt Velvet // Normal Cobalt Velvet
Day Thirteen
The exception to the three run completion (wrong drinks aside) is the party on Day Thirteen, during which you play Truth or Dare. The best way to see all of these is to make a save at the beginning of the day, then play through it multiple times.
Day Fourteen
Buy Alex Figurine
VIRGILIO
Normal Bleeding Jane // Anything besides a Bleeding Jane (w) // Normal Bleeding Jane
Big Bloom Light // Big Bloom Light // Big Bloom Light
Big Grizzly Temple // Big Grizzly Temple // Big Grizzly Temple
ART
Normal Gut Punch // Normal Gut Punch // Anything besides a Gut Punch (w)
Normal Fringe Weaver // Normal Fringe Weaver // Anything besides a Fringe Weaver (w)
LEXI/KIM
Normal Fringe Weaver // Normal Beer // Normal Beer
Normal Sugar Rush // Normal Sugar Rush // Normal Sugar Rush
N/a // Normal Cobalt Velvet // Normal Cobalt Velvet // Normal Cobalt Velvet
Day Fifteen
Buy movie poster
STELLA
Big Cobalt Velvet // Big Cobalt Velvet // Big Cobalt Velvet
Piano Woman // Piano Woman // Piano Woman
Two Big Beers // One Big Beer and one anything besides Beer (w) // Two Big Beers
SEI
Big Cobalt Velvet // Big Cobalt Velvet // Big Cobalt Velvet
Normal Cobalt Velvet // Normal Cobalt Velvet // Normal Cobalt Velvet
DOROTHY
Piano Woman // Piano Woman // Piano Woman
Anything // Anything // Anything
MARIO
Big Sunshine Cloud with 8+ karmotrine // Big Sunshine Cloud with 0 karmotrine // Big Sunshine Cloud
Piano Woman // Piano Woman // Piano Woman
Day Sixteen
Buy Maneki Neko
INGRAM
Marsblast // Normal Brandtini // Normal Brandtini
Big Suplex // Normal Fringe Weaver // Normal Brandtini
Normal Gut Punch // Normal Brandtini // Normal Brandtini
ALMA
Big Bad Touch // Big Bad Touch // Big Bad Touch
Big Brandtini // Big Brandtini // Big Brandtini
Big Beer // Big Beer // Big Beer
GIL
Normal Bleeding Jane // Normal Bleeding Jane // Normal Bleeding Jane
Normal Beer // Normal Beer // Normal Beer
DOROTHY
Normal Fluffy Dream // Normal Fluffy Dream // Normal Fluffy Dream
TOMCAT/N/a
Big Brandtini // N/a // N/a
Zen Star // N/a // N/a
Day Seventeen
Buy Kira Miki Poster
Run 2 only: Buy enough stuff (including nanocamo) that you don't have money for rent
DONOVAN
Big Beer // Big Beer // Big Beer
Big Beer // Big Beer // Big Beer
Big Piledriver // Big Piledriver // Big Piledriver
KIRA MIKI
Big Brandtini // Big Brandtini // Big Brandtini
Mulan Tea // Mulan Tea // Normal Sunshine Cloud
Big Sparkle Star // Big Sparkle Star // Big Sparkle Star
STELLA
Normal Bleeding Jane // Normal Bleeding Jane // Normal Bleeding Jane
Big Brandtini // Big Brandtini // Big Brandtini
Make but DO NOT SERVE a Flaming Moai (1/1/2/3/5), then reset and make a normal Beer // Big Bleeding Jane // Big Bleeding Jane
JESS/ALMA
Normal Sugar Rush // Big Cobalt Velvet // Big Cobalt Velvet
Normal Brandtini // Big Sugar Rush // Big Sugar Rush
N/a // Big Beer // Big Beer
Day Eighteen
BETTY AND DEAL
Big Beer // Big Beer // Big Beer
A Normal Bloom Light and a Normal Blue Fairy with 0 karmotrine // A Normal Bloom Light and a Normal Blue Fairy with 0 karmotrine // A Normal Bloom Light and a Normal Blue Fairy with 0 karmotrine
A Piano Man and a Piano Woman // A Piano Man and a Piano Woman // A Piano Man and a Piano Woman
STREAMING-CHAN
Big Bloom Light // Big Bloom Light // Big Bloom Light
Big Moonblast // Big Moonblast // Big Moonblast
DOROTHY
Normal Gut Punch // Normal Gut Punch // Normal Gut Punch
Normal Brandtini // Normal Brandtini // Normal Brandtini
Big Sugar Rush // Big Sugar Rush // Big Sugar Rush
STREAMING-CHAN
Normal Sugar Rush // Anything besides a Sugar Rush (w) // Normal Sugar Rush
Two Big Beers // Two Big Beers // Two Big Beers
Day Nineteen
Buy as much as you can
Gabby
Anything sweet and alcoholic // Anything sweet and alcoholic // Anything sweet and alcoholic
New Game+ And Other Achievements
These three runs will get you most of what you need, especially if you buy everything during run 2.
Put achievement stuff here
Put prologue and Anna stuff here
Source: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2771328206
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