Harsh Truths 😲
Aight bro lets get the good stuff out of the way. I have 3000 hours in the game and this is the most important lesson:
MOST powers in the game don't matter or aren't relevant at all. The MOST IMPORTANT thing you have to do to win is increase those ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ attack and defense numbas!!! 🤯
Shocking, right? But that's not all... There is ONE power that does matter, and it may not be the one you're thinking of...
Gotta Get Higher Than Snoop Dog If U Gonna Win 😎🔥☘️
Daz right. THAT is the most important power.
You got any of these early: 🐇🐧🐒🦒 (LMAO Penguin emoji is so bad)
And it's GG mother truckers! Some people are gonna be like "BuT bUt, mY SuMmOnS..." well u can summon deez nutz my brotha, when my 99/10 ox is RAMMING U UP! 👊👊👊
Fr tho. Just get one of these mofos early and up your stats. Sell whatever u need to sell and start upping dem stats early. And KEEP whoever has high stats even if it has the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ power in da world. Cause dem numbers are what rule this land bby. 💪
Last Teachings... 👨🎓
If you made it this far, congrats. You are now better than 99% of the population that plays this god forsaken, slot machine of a game. Which means you are better than 4 out of the 5 people that actually play this game lol. Congrats! And momma said u wouldn't amount to anything... Take that, birth giver!
Anyways, my last words of wisdom are these:
🍈 > Melon is the best item in the game, use it on all your carries if possible. It will prevent most powers and help your 99/10 bison attack twice no matter what, bringing mayhem to the opposite team.
🥩 > Your stat giver has ♥♥♥♥♥♥ attack? Fry one of their friendos and put a nice steak on it! Now it deals a TON of damage and will actually measure up against some badass foes... HELL YEAH! No vegans allowed in this army. :P
🌶️ > This item is a little worse than the previous one but it'll do if they don't come up for a minute.
OH AND BTW...
ALWAYS EAT DA CHOCOLATE...
🍫 ALWAYS. 🍫
Thank You! :D
If you made it this far, what the hell are you doing with your life? lmao
But no really, thanks for reading and playing! I had to kill some time so I literally wrote this up in like 5 minutes. :P
Hope my wisdom helped!
See ya in da farm boyos, LETS GOOO! 🔥🔥🔥
Source: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2800942874
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