Journey To Smooch The HEAVY
Mankind has evolved to smooch the unknown. Lust drives us to the eldritch end to achieve the unachievable.
Sucker for Love taught us this, but it also hid the ultimate truth. Our goal as a species isn't to date eldritch monsters...
It's to date the Heavy from Team Fortress 2!
YES YOU HEARD ME RIGHT!
These indie developers never wanted you to see this because it's too much for the human mind to handle. The Heavy is far too much, even for Auntie Nyan Nyan. His sheer presence sends shivers down your spine, leaving a spine-chilling mark on your very existence. Our ultimate goal in this guide is to teach YOU on how to successfully date the Heavy by accessing the secret chapter four in Sucker for Love!
Get your sandviches ready lads. It's gonna be tough!
Prerequisites
In order to date the Heavy, the following criteria must be met:
You must have a Steam account
You must have Sucker for Love downloaded onto the HDD/SSD of your personal computer
You must have played the hit 2007 video game Team Fortress 2 for more than 5000 hours
You must have ate a sandwich within 24 hours of playing the game
You must have denounced all Spy mains on the Internet through any means necessary
You must have access to one minigun with custom-tooled cartridges that fires 10000 rounds per minute
You must have met Joe Biden at least once in your life and gifted him a Vintage Sandvich to his Steam account
You must have beaten Sucker for Love at least onceIf the above criteria has been met and the galaxies of the Boötes Void have all aligned, you should be able to date the Heavy using the following steps of this guide!
Part 1: The Secret Admirer
In chapter 2, you are tasked with either smoochin' L'neta or Estir. However, little did you know that there's actually a third option available to you.
First, immediately after meeting both, go into the bathroom and look at the mirror for approximately 5 minutes with your character.
After you waited the time out, wash your face in the sink and you'll be met with a familiar face!
This is the first of many triggers that you must accomplish in order to unlock chapter four!
Part 2: The Unlikely Visitor
Next, you'll have to load up a new date of chapter 3. Here you'll have to listen to the spiel that Auntie Nyan Nyan gives you. Ignore the big cat milf for a nanosecond and turn your attention to the curtains in the room on the left side. Close the curtains and then within five seconds, talk to Auntie Nyan Nyan. She'll have new dialogue for you.
Right after she says this, open the curtains and you'll see the Demoman performing The Schadenfreude at you! Auntie Nyan Nyan will also remark on this!
Click on the Demoman and he'll immediately disappear. He'll reappear later, the little scamp! But for now, head outside. Once out in the open, you should see a something at the end of the balcony. Click on it and that concludes the secrets for chapter 3.
Part 3: The Offering
Finally, boot up a new date of chapter 1. Go through it as normal until you have to retrieve the ingredients from the fridge in the Prepare Offering part of the chapter. However, instead of clicking on the fridge, click on the sandvich that spontaneously appeared next to it.
It'll appear in your item inventory where the ingredients should go.
The one last thing you should do is go outside to the balcony. There you'll see the Demoman from before. He's cowering in the corner because he realized that laughing at you and the big cat milf is not nice, so he's sad (poor guy).
Take the sandvich from your item inventory and give it to the Demoman, he'll be super happy!
And that's that! After you fed the cute little Demoman, chapter 4 will be unlocked for you! Just go back to the main menu and you should see it!
Fin
Now you can date Heavy from Team Fortress 2! I hope this was enlightening!
Source: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2778178517
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