How To Be A Sussy Playa

How To Be A Sussy Playa

1. Be Gay

The first step to being a sussy playa is being gay, in order to deter ♥♥♥♥♥, which is straight. If you're playing this game, you likely already are gay, unlike me, who is a ♥♥♥♥♥ magnet. Other games to play to reduce puss are as follows:

Garry's Mod

Team Fortress 2

People Playground

Rust

Any other game filled with stupid kids

2. Buy Cheat Emotes

Stumble Guys has emotes that let you win, such as emotes that make you run faster. This is pay-to-win ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, which is very sussy.

3. Win


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Only I can do this, because you all suck at this game.

The End

Odds are, you failed.

Source: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2849911680					

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