Star Wars: Battlefront 2 (Classic, 2005) How To Get Laid.

Pre-production

CAUTION:

If this guide is practised to full authenticity, you will want to prepare yourself for complete and utter chaos.

This primarily means that you will have vaginas actively producing discharge within 5 miles of you.

Step 1 - Launch Battlefront II

Step 2 - Select single-player in the menu

Step 3 - Begin Galactic Conquest

Step 4 - Select the Galactic Civil War period, and choose the Empire.

Step 5 - Select a planet and start colonising

Step 6 - Use your firearms to murder innocent civilians on the planet you have chosen

Step 7 - Take a ginormous f####### s### on the capital of whatever planet you have invaded

Step 8 - Repeat this process through the entire galaxy

Step 9 - Once you have effectively nationalised the star wars universe, commence celebration

Step 10- Do a couple of fortnite dances on top of your desk, or bed if you're poor.

Step 11- Screenshot and display your accomplishments on whatever social media you have

Step 12 - Wait patiently for big breasted women to knock on your door (it won't take long)

At this stage, you have completed the legwork of the guide.

Congratulations, you are now the pinnacle of male success and sex appeal. Use this power extremely irresponsibly.

You will carry out the rest of your days, swan diving into luxury pools of supermodels, and receiving on-command oral sex whenever you please.

I forgot to mention, this guide utilises top tier brain exercise, like I'm talking government wants in on it, top tier.

So I recommend laying low with all the women you have received after you have completed this guide. The life of male excellence is a lonely road.

But yeah, that's pretty much it, up-vote this guide, and umm....Bob's your uncle.

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