PLAYERUNKNOWN'S BATTLEGROUNDS Become an AFK Farmer! Oh wait...

Have You Heard...

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Psst. Hey kid.

Have you heard of afk killing?

It's not rocket science, really. You just wait for the end of the plane drop, and kill everyone who lands there.

How's that work, you may ask?

Well, come with me to Chapter 2.

Chapter 2

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You here? Good good.

I'm gonna share a wee widdle secwet.

At the end of almost every plane drop... People stand still waiting to be killed.

Call it the gold at the end of the rainbow. The low-hanging fruit. Whatever you fancy, I don't care. Point is you can take it at the beginning of almost every game. Last game I played, I murdered 5 people in cold blood thanks to this method.

Why do people offer themselves as tribute for you to make easy kill money, you might ask? Why are they so dumb?

Pure AFK? Disconnected from game?

Frankly, should we even question it? Free gold for your taking. Let's not question provenance, shall we?

Anyway, I'm gonna tell you about two choices you can make when the pilot finally kicks everyone out of his little airbus.

You don't wanna hear them?

Well, too bad. I'm gonna tell you anyway. CHAPTER 3!

Method One: The Early-Bird Method

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So you're not AFK, and you just got kicked out of the plane. What do you do?

This strategy requires you to get to ground AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE. After you hopefully land much faster than everyone else, you can grab a gun from the nearest house and execute the human-shaped pinatas for a modest reward.

Cha-ching, baby.

Of course, this depends on whether Dear Pilot kicks everyone out near a building. If he does, you're in luck. Consider that when you land, you only have about 10-15 seconds to grab a gun before the AFKers land.

This strategy also gives you the added safety of having a gun should one of those statues suddenly reanimate and try to kill you.

If you don't land near a building, your odds of getting everyone go down because of Method Two...

Method Two: Way Of The Wolf

I'll be honest, I prefer Method One. I prefer having a gun on me right after I land. But this method has proven effective on enough occasions for me to consider it completely legitimate.

If the drop zone is nowhere near loot, you could just kill everyone with your bare fists. Who woulda known.

This is even easier to execute because the strategy is to just land with everyone, and go to town on their faces. Instant gratification. And you often can beat Early-birders like me to the punch ;)

Of course, your victory might be, well, short-lived, when an early-birder shows up with a shotgun trying to kill everyone. Oh well.

At least you can die as a troll.

But Wait!

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There's more.

Now that you've read it, why shouldn't you jump out from the plane at the last possible second every game and mop everyone up?

Because...

Now everyone knows about it (But if this guide gets to top... #justsaying), and more likely than not, you're not gonna be the only one who's gonna give it a try.

And if you're thinking about having an easy AFK farm now, have fun in the brawl at the bottom.

It's gonna be good, though. Promise.

PS. I know it's nothing novel, but let's be serious. It's gonna be fresh in people's minds, and they're gonna try it. Just like you might wanna try it.

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