how to abuse the minds of people who like Niko to get steam points

Number 1. You Find OneShot.

So let's say you're a person who has just bought OneShot and is stuck on a puzzle. you look at the steam guide's and find barely any walkthrough's on how to beat the game. But instead you find all this...'how to beat oneshot in one second's... all this 'how to pet niko's... all this 'how to worship niko's... You look at how much steam points they're getting and instantly know what to do: 'Free point's time.'

Apparently, Robbing bank's is no more when you can just '''Legally Cheat Your Way Through Steam Points™"' Also known as "LCYWTSP™". Don't see any problem's in this lmao

Number 2. How *DO* I Make A Good Guide People Would Watch And Listen?

Well that's very simple: Do what everyone else does and steal each other's guides. 'Whats that? you made a guide about how to pet Niko? Stolen like the sugar was back in brazil 50+ years ago.'

lol the most original ones I can see in my original 'how to beat oneshot in one second' guide so I think you'll go quite far without getting original idea's. Brownie points if you actually find an original idea. Here, let me give you one before other people copy it, Remember, It'll be an arm's race to see who posts the guide first!: How to put Niko in a fighting game and not feel bad about it.

Number 3. Stealing Guide's And Making It Look Like You Didn't So It Can Be Good.

So you're looking around right? Oohhh so many choices mate. 'Do I pick that one, or the other?! Or do I just make an original guide and not fall into the pit everyone else ha-' nah mate if you even try to make an original idea in a place where there's mostly twitter users you might as well play a game with SCP-096 and epicly survive. Anywho, apart from my endless ramblings, You first off need to find a guide.

Then you'll need basically do what they said but write it in a style that YOU do, Look at me right here in this guide! I'm basically doing exactly what I'm telling YOU! And you probably would've never realized if I told you. He-he-hey! What if I told you that the ''guide I'm stealing from'' doesn't exist because everyones greedy with steam points?

For example, have this little paragrath I will write down:

So basically I pet niko right? so yeah I pet the air. Here's how you can transform it into an actual being: First off, Buy a niko plush. Second: Not pet the air. Done. Now you can pet Niko all you want without relying on a bloody body pillow..what the hell is wrong with people.

Now write it in your style and maybe put out the sarcastic jokes to make it seem like it's YOUR idea, and not mine..!!

Number 4. If All Went Successfully, You're Now Living In A Mansion Of Steam Points.

So, You've done it. you've hit the big leagues in stealing other people's content. now you can kit out your steam profile with a full on golden shine and get free stuff now. You might as well sit back chillax and not do anything on OneShot guide's anymore because you are so big that you ''clearly'' can't fail..!!

Seriously, Hope you're happy on your mansion, having steam thot's in your friend's list now that you have all these steam point's and fame, Hope they are actually women and not just fake femboy hooter's people always polaver about. Oh! Now that you actually have all these steam points, you can kit your profile out to look like the most 'I have too much money to spend and I must find a way to spend it' sheen on it. Welcome to the life that most people wish to be on. Now, If there's ever competition just make a new guide to stop them! It should work perfectly if you make up an original idea.

Number 5. If It Didn't Work Out.

Just purchase steam point's by buying your favourite games, Devil may cry 5, Hitman 2, Far Cry 3, Any game may suit your need. Now I never said that theres only one chance. But yeah theres only one chance you idiot lmao nice try better luck next afterlife!

Number 6. A Note To People Who Are Salty About This Steam Guide!

....steam....pooooiiinnnntttsssss....?

Number 7. Student Finishes This...steam Guide....and Get's ANGRY!

Fin.

Source: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2338308667					

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