GUILTY GEAR -STRIVE- Very Real Pro Guide to Guilty Gear

What Is Guilty Gear

I don't know. Did you really come into this expecting me to know things about the game? Y'all are way to greedy. All can say is this isn't valorant or league, so its an improvment from what I played before. I hope :(

How To Choose A Main

Cool guy look cool. Pick cool guy. Play cool guy. Leak IP address of anyone who insult cool guy. :D

Luke I Am Your Father

Luke I am your father (go play elden ring pretty plz)

Luke I Am Not Your Father

So, you want to know how to evade child support? Well you came to the right place! :D Look it up on youtube! There are guides there very fuunne hehe :). The lead Attorney has a very good guide on youtube I just found 5 minutes ago. Sadly, he is talking about legal ways, which is not what we're interested in. If you want, I recommend just becoming toji

Offensive Gameplay

That title sounds fancy doesn't it. So I'd guess you attack. And after further research by watching a tampaneversleeps tournament, I think i'm right. Damage is necessary to win the round, Or is it? Hey Vsauce, Michael here. If you smashed two heavy very real human balls against each other... wait...wh...why are you still here

Opposite Of Offensive Gameplay

Hey! That title sounded even more fancy :D. How about you block. Just kidding. The best defense is a best offense. So this is an even more offensive guide to offense. Sadly unlike my goat game project hardline, there is no sexual assault rifle. but blue gun boi is a good replacement for it tho :(. Did you get the pun? "Offensive" like DARK HUMOR (plz don't cancel me it was a joke about the pun offensive and offense see very fuunnee) :D ALSO IF YOU BLOCK YOU NO SPARTAN YARGGGGG

I Wish You Luck :D

git gud or git crushed bye bye :(.

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Very Real Pro Guide to Guilty Gear