Dealing with sleepers 101 MACHO STYLE

Dealing with sleepers 101 MACHO STYLE

Part 1: Mr BLUEGEAR What Is A Sleeper??

Well my little brother friend, a sleeper is this games common enemy Lazy, glows in the dark and annoying as f**k

You might be saying "But brother I already know how to deal with the spaghetti monster what makes this one so special" my answer to that is SHUT THE F**K UP THESE NARUTO RUNNING BASTARDS WILL GANG UP ON YOU IF THEY GET THE CHANCE, NO HONOR, NO B**LS AND NO D**K

What's worse is these disgusting things come in different shapes, sizes and quirks

Kinda like F**KING POKEMONS SO YES

YOU GOTTA BONK EM ALL

Part 2: The Ugliest Family Tree

In this part brother and possible sister who's reading this sh**ty guide, we are gonna talk about the different types of sleepers this God forsaken game has

For starters we got the more normal and common variants of the sleepers

Runners basic description: Ugly mouth like head sons of a b**ch, these little buggers will chase you around and bite a chunk out of your ass with their worm like tongues, and despite what you think they have a lot of range, THEY DON'T RESPECT OUR PERSONAL SPACE

Shooters basic description: these things look female in nature, either going on two legs or in all 4, their head are in a shape that reminds you of a bee hive or some weird s**T like that, unlike the other type we spoke of this one respects our personal space and will even back away if we get close, what doesn't help IS THAT THESE THINGS ARE COWARDS, MORE THAN GANGING UP ON YOU, THEY SHOOT YOU WITH...... Hold on.. WHAT EVER THE F**K THEY SHOOT FROM THEIR UGLY HEAD AND WORST OF ALL THE THINGS THEY SHOOT ARE HOMING PROJECTILES SO HAVE F**KING FUN

Poppers basic description: technically not a hostile enemy in the way of directly attacking you, but these organic trip-mines will leave you with ptsd and paranoia for life just as they did with my fellow brother LALO.

will hide in dark or super sneaky zones so having your volume up is the best way for spotting these,unless you want your infection level to rise from the toxic goo they spit.

And infection in this game is a no no brother.

Then we got the BIG BOYS, and I mean BIG

These guys are in short words the normal variants of sleepers but bigger and have a lot more health, they might be slower than their normal brethren but don't let that fool you brother

THAT F**KING TONGUE CAN REACH YOU FROM A FEW FEET AWAY ITS F**KING B**LS**T

Now we skip to the Chargers

They come in two shapes medium size and EXTRA LARGE, as the name implies they charge you head on delivering punches dropping your health fast.

their physical appearance is like the normal sleeper but darker in tone and with spikes coming out of it. edgy bastards if you ask me....... WHO THE F**K WROTE THIS?? I WILL SUPLEX YOUR GRANNY!!!

HE CAN SHOOT AND HE CAN BEAT YOU UP ITS THE HYBRID

as i stated brother this enemy not only will shoot you but if you get close will eventually strike you like the wimp it is, and best part is despite their flimsy appearance they have the same health as a big boy.

last but not least THE SHADOWS

translucent almost invisible variants of the common sleepers a big boy, works the same but adds extra difficulty due to being almost invisible, but if one thing my 4 years of fighting ghosts has taught me is PUNCHING THE F**KING AIR IS A VIABLE OPTION.

Part 3: Macho-6 Going Dark


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In this part brother im gonna give you tips on dealing with our ugly friends using stealth each depending on the type of sleeper we are dealing with.

Common sleepers: these guys don't have a quirk unique to them when coming down to bonking THAT UGLY ASS HEAD. but before going for the kill you gotta make sure of 3 thing

1 flashlight is off

2 always be crouching

3 if it starts glowing and doing weird noises stay slit

sleepers don't have an specific place to hit in order to take them down silently, but best parts to hit are back and THE F**KING HEAD

always remember brother wen bonking sleepers always go for the ones alone first, if a pair of sleepers are close to one another you can ask your team mate for help BUT NOT US, THIS TECHNIQUE IS WHAT I CALL THE SHIGGY SHAG, First you charge your melee and hit the first one with luck the second sleeper will only enter the agitated state, but if he does wakes up DO NOT PANIC BROTHER SHOVE THAT F**KER TO MAKE SURE HE DOESN'T SCREAM AND WAKES UP THE REST, YOU GOTTA BE QUICK AND THAT THING WILL REGRET EVER SEEING YOU TAKING HIS FRIENDS LIVES.

Big Boys this one is tricky due to their high health, thus one single player wont be able to kill it silently so its better to sneak around the room and avoid waking them up, but if you have brothers around the strat is each hit it at once with a fully charged melee strike ending that boy life trial, is it recommendable?? no BUT ITS F**KING COOL TO SEE

Chargers the chargers quirk is that in order to kill them with a bonk its necessary to hit em in the back, since its their weak-spot, same goes with the big boy variant. Id say SHOOT THEIR HEADS OFF but we are doing stealth so we must keep it quiet.

Shadows they work as a normal sleeper just invisible, so having a biotracker is a must have when dealing with these ghost.... things

moving on

Hybrids same ♥♥♥♥ as a Big Boy due to both having the same amount of hp

Poppers if you hear it or see it, point your light at it or it will spit infectious goo at you, and cures are a weird thing to find in game so its better to avoid getting infected.one more thing to highlight here are what i call F**KING BALLSACK ROOMS, rooms with pods above it on the roof, most of the time with sleepers in it, whats worse about these types of room is that sleepers in it will respawn after an ammount of time so if you see a room like this CLOSE IT AND BE MINDFUL THERE ARE B**CHES IN IT.

Part 4: HOLY S**T HOW MANY OF YOU ARE IN HERE!!!


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This is where the fun begins brother, in this part we are gonna talk about GTFOs most adrenaline inducing parts THE F**KING HORDES

now you might ask "what is a horde and when??"

Well brother a horde is when A BUNCH OF NAKED NARUTO RUNNING F**KS ARE CLOSING IN TO YOUR LOCATION

it can be triggered either by opening an alarm door/ bulk door, extracting or when a scout is triggered.

this situation is where the wimps get separated from the machos THOSE WHO HOLD THE LINE AND THOSE WHO DIE IN THE PROCESS.

What tools do i need for hordes??

well brother each item is valuable, but not as much as ammo and med-kits, these two are VITAL TO OUR SURVIVAL BROTHER, but also here is a list of important equipment for hordes

Sentry gun most specifically the auto sentry gun due to its ability to stagger enemies and slow down the incoming horde

C-foam not only the best body oil there is but also a perfect tool for barricades and making the door hold a bit longer

Mines mines are a life saver, the ability to cut down the horde significantly with one blast is always useful so mines and the mine deployer are a must have when facing hordes (picked up mines from lockers cannot be picked back up once deployed so be mindful where you place them BROTHER)

Weapons that can stagger same deal with the sentry gun, to slow down the incoming flow OF COWARDS

During certain types of hordes triggered by opening a door a few tasks must be done before the door opens like standing on scans, these tasks take top priority more if its a constant alarm door

Close all doors around the room you're about to hold out in, doors in this game are they only thing keeping you and your team from getting surrounded or cut off by the sleepers

one thing to also remember brother is that even if you hit a sleeper with a head-shot it will keep going so its best to do the 1HS 1BS combo (1 head-shot, 1 body-shot) to take them down, some high dmg weapons like shotguns might not suffer from this problem but still.

BE MINDFUL OF AMMO AND MAKE EVERY SHOT COUNT BROTHER

"Remember short controlled bursts"

-Hicks (Aliens)

What if one or all of my BROTHERS gets downed??

For this type of circumstances, Kiting may be the best option.

now you may ask what is kiting?? its the technique of running around and away with a group of enemies chasing you giving your other brothers to revive, heal and restock

kiting is a risky yet rewarding move but 78% of times it might not work given the range some of the attacks the sleepers have.

Part 5: Will I Be Able To Pull Out Some Sick Wrestling Moves Out Of This??

The answer to this question is yes, but mostly during hordes where the things already know you're here, its not that recommended to do it in stealth UNLESS THE SLEEPERS ARE FAR AWAY FROM EACH OTHER SO YES BROTHER LET THE CARNAGE COMMENCE!!!!

AS STATED IN MY LAST GUIDE WE MUST ASSERT DOMINANCE, SHOW WHO'S IN CONTROL

WE AREN'T LOCKED IN A FACILITY FULL OF B**HES THEY ARE LOCKED IN HERE WITH US!!!

TOSS A GLOWSTICK AT THEM

SHOVE THEM SLIDE AND BONK

SHOVE A F**KING SNIPER BARREL UP THEIR MOUTH HEADS AND WATCH THE RED MIST GO OFF

Equipment overall doesn't really matters weapon wise, as long as you follow some steps from last part, it also depends on your play-style and what fits you the most

YOU GOTTA IMPRESS AND SEND FEAR TO THE SLEEPERS MAKE THEM GO TO THEIR MOTHER AND SAY "OH MOMMY DON'T LET THE BAD MEN GET TO US"

WELL F**K YOU AND IM COMING FOR YOUR MOTHER NEXT!!

NO MATTER HOW MANY BULK DOORS I MUST OPEN OR HOW MANY CHILDREN YOU GIVE BIRTH TO I AM COMING FOR YOU AND I WILL DANCE TO MY FAVORITE TUNE "i am i am from mr loco part of the award winning movie nacho libre" WHILE I TPOSE ON YOUR KIDS

Part 6: BRING IT ON!!

Now that you know what to do with the pests of this god frozaken game it is time to go out, drop in and make the worms FEAR YOU

IM BLUEGEAR PROFFESSIONAL MONSTER WRESTLER AND THIS HAS BEEN MY S***TY GUIDE I WILL BE WORKING ON MORE BRANCHING OUT TO OTHER GAMES

NO MONSTER/CRYPTID OR GHOST WILL BE SAFE FROM ME!!

MAKE ME F**KING PROUD BROTHER, AND GOOD LUCK DOWN THERE!!

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