ELDEN RING COUNTERS for BLOODHOUND STEP and RoB

STEP 1: Get A Job

for the first step, you will need to acquire an occupation.

This may be difficult for some, but for others, this might be an easy task. I will provide an in-depth guide on how to achieve a said job.

Step 1: search for possible job occupations in your general location.

Step 2: create and PRINT a resume. this is the most difficult step of the process, as none of you soulsborne players has any, I mean any, accomplishments in life. I can only see a player like YOU completing sophomore year/year 10 at most.

Step 3: Polish your interview skills

Step 4: shower (pro tip: soap)

Step 5: attend said interviews

Step 6: attend more interviews(let's be real you didn't get the job)

Step 7: contemplate life. you realise that life is nothing but a hole of missed opportunities and failed expectations. you realise that your family didn't hate you. they were disappointed in you. they tried to change you into a more respectable member of society like the rest, but since your reading this guide I can assume you are at this point of no return. No changing the past. No changing the future. Forever stuck in an endless cycle of misfortune and torment, as you waste away your life.

STEP 2: Delete The Game

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Thaqnk You For Reading

i hope it helped you counter BLOODHOUND STEP and RIVERS OF BLOOD.

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COUNTERS for BLOODHOUND STEP and RoB

STEP 1: Get A Job

STEP 2: Delete The Game

Thaqnk You For Reading

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