Locations for probes with both text and pictures. Spoilers ahead. In the pictures taken, my 'crosshairs' will usually be pointed toward a probe unless Crypto is standing relatively close to it.
Probe Locations List
Turnipseed Farm Probes 25/25
1/25 next to 1st chicken coop.
2/25 on hill next to 1st chicken coop.
3/25 on top of 1st farm house.
4/25 next to 1st silo.
5/25 on hill behind 1st silo.
6/25 on top of 2nd chicken coop next to crop fields near rampage challenge.
7/25 on little island just off of the crop fields.
8/25 on rocks off the shore to the right of the little island.
9/25 behind 1st barn house next to dead tree.
10/25 in between the two trees in 1st pond.
11/25 to the right off of the road in wooded forest just past the 1st fruit stand.
12/25 behind 1st barn house across the 1st pond.
13/25 along the rocky shore, to the right of the last probe you collected.
14/25 next to a small farm house, to the right of the last probe across the street.
15/25 on top of a water well next to another small farm house which is to the right of the last small farm house.
16/25 next to another small farm house nearby another landing site.
17/25 in the tilled field next to a red tractor right behind the small farm house where you collected the last probe.
18/25 hidden in smoke from chimney, on top of the 2nd big farm house.
19/25 near the chicken coop in front of the 2nd big farm house where you collected last probe.
20/25 next to a rock near 2nd pond after crossing the 2 lane roads from the 2nd big farm house.
21/25 in front of last collected probe next to 2nd pond on rocky shore.
22/25 nearby last collected probe in a circular shaped shed with a broken down tractor and explosive barrel.
23/25 behind another small farm house next to another cow field below the hill from the 2nd barn house.
24/25 in wagon behind 2nd barn house near abduction challenge.
25/25 in between two lane roads next to second blue moon sign.
Rockwell Probes 30/30
1/30 to the left of 1st landing site among the trees.
2/30 on top of rock to the left of the fair.
3/30 in mid of pond nearby grilling station.
4/30 on small rock island in pond.
5/30 underneath bridge.
6/30 on top of silo to the right of fairgrounds.
7/30 behind cotton candy stand to the left of fairgrounds entrance.
8/30 on top of fairgrounds tent.
9/30 on top of Ferris wheel.
10/30 in the playground to the right of the road from the bridge.
11/30 on top of pool in front of second house to the right of the playground.
12/30 behind second house in backyard.
13/30 in backyard of 4th house.
14/30 on rocks behind cow statue.
15/30 off the side of blue farm house.
16/30 behind same blue farm house enclosed within walls.
17/30 in circular shed next to blue farm house.
18/30 on top of blue moon cinema sign next to circular shed.
19/30 behind main town square buildings nearby cinema.
20/30 behind cinema screen.
21/30 inside military building nearby cinema.
22/30 on top of mayors building.
23/30 inside of military building nearby mayors building.
24/30 inside of another military building nearby mayors building behind a military truck.
25/30 next to small farm house with cows nearby military building.
26/30 in cemetery nearby small farm house.
27/30 behind gas station.
28/30 behind gray colored barn house nearby another landing site.
29/30 behind farm shed behind red barn house behind military building nearby cinema.
30/30 on top of silo further away from last collected probe.
Santa Modesta Probes 50/50
1/50 to the right of 1st landing site.
2/50 at end of dirt path at top of hill from 1st landing site.
3/50 in middle of baseball field to the left of last collected probe.
4/50 on baseball field score sign nearby last collected probe.
5/50 on top of rock near shore slightly to the right of last collected probe.
6/50 to left of baseball field nearby shore and military turret gun in trees.
7/50 to left of last collected probe.
8/50 nearby landing site hidden behind some rocks.
9/50 hidden behind rock to the left of last collected probe.
10/50 top of church nearby radio station.
11/50 in the Tasty Pete's Donut's sign, next to the church.
12/50 behind al's quality repairs down the hill from Tasty Pete's Donuts.
13/50 on top of antenna on top of SMCBS radio station.
14/50 behind the tree nearby the radio tower at the radio station.
15/50 on top of the cliff rocks before the homes nearby the radio station.
16/50 in front door of blue home nearby last collected probe.
17/50 in back yard patio 2 houses to the right of last collected probe.
18/50 on top of rock nearby beach homes to the left of the homes from last 2 collected probes.
19/50 on second story patio of purple beach house nearby last collected probe.
20/50 nearby forklift inside of military base on lighthouse island.
21/50 on top of submarine inside of military base on lighthouse island.
22/50 behind lighthouse island on top of submarine gate entrance.
23/50 on top of lighthouse.
24/50 nearby green dock house on lighthouse island.
25/50 inside of blue/white boat house on shore nearby radio station.
26/50 & 27/50 on top of rocks nearby same boat house from last collected probe.
28/50 nearby green dock house opposite of lighthouse island green dock house.
29/50 behind the radio station off to the left side.
30/50 on yet another green dock house on shore nearby lighthouse island.
31/50 next to the 3 cactuses, nearby another landing site.
32/50 behind white building nearby star diner.
33/50 hidden on top of tree in desert field between the two diners.
34/50 nearby another landing site next to the bowl world building.
35/50 on top of the bowl world sign nearby the bowl world building.
36/50 on shore nearby military turret gun and Cassidy's Drive In Diner.
37/50 on top of rocks nearby Cassidy's Drive In Diner.
38/50 on top of orange building with capitol city sign.
39/50 on top of rock nearby last collected probe.
40/50 on second story of Ed Schully's Hotel.
41/50 on top of Ed Schully's Hotel sign.
42/50 on top of lifeguard tower to the left of last collected probe.
43/50 on top of third beach house from 1st landing site.
44/50 on top of pool nearby homes to the right of last collected probe.
45/50 behind redfield gasoline station nearby homes where last collected probe was.
46/50 behind red home nearby al's quality repairs.
47/50 enclosed in a fence behind buildings nearby modesta mall.
48/50 on top of yellow building nearby redfield gasoline station.
49/50 nearby playground next to the modesta mall.
50/50 on top of brick building next to the modesta mall sign.
Area 42 Probes 24/24
1/24 behind rocks nearby 1st landing site.
2/24 on top of arch nearby 1st landing site.
3/24 in a UFO crate nearby the two trailers after the archway.
4/24 on hill to the right of last collected probe.
5/24 on hill to the right of the area 42 military base entrance.
6/24 on top of majestic mutant research building.
7/24 on top of main majestic research building.
8/24 behind barbed wall fence outside of majestic compound.
9/24 behind shipping containers enclosed with fences nearby majestic research building.
10/24 on top of second aircraft hanger.
11/24 on top of radar dish nearby last collected probe.
12/24 in between the two propane tanks nearby the airfield.
13/24 hidden behind rocks to the left of the airfield.
14/24 hidden below cliff nearby bunkers at military base.
15/24 in enclosed area in the middle of the military base.
16/24 on top of area 42 usaf base headquarters.
17/24 on top of mountain coming up the road from the usaf base headquarters.
18/24 on the other side of the same mountain from last collected probe.
19/24 inside of fenced area coming up the same road from last collected probe.
20/24 on top of mountain nearby last collected probe.
21/24 on mountain to the right of last collected probe.
22/24 at base of 1st radar dish at top of mountain.
23/24 on top of 2nd radar dish at top of mountain.
24/24 inside of giant crater at top of mountain.
Union Town Probes 25/25
1/25 on rock nearby landing site that is nearby brick wall.
2/25 behind gas station nearby same landing site.
3/25 on top of building nearby same landing site.
4/25 hidden between 2 metal girders nearby chimney stack before roadway to maritime museum.
5/25 inside of the maritime museum on top of yellow submarine.
6/25 next to no parking sign and blue pickup truck.
7/25 in enclosed fence area behind building nearby water tower.
8/25 on top of small yellow crane nearby last collected probe.
9/25 on top of 1st water tank on the right.
10/25 on top of 2nd water tank on the left.
11/25 on top of 4th water tank on the right.
12/25 in the water tank tower after the water tanks.
13/25 in between two metal girders behind the building nearby the two tall chimney stacks.
14/25 on top of wire spool next to silver trailer.
15/25 on top of 1st giant red crane.
16/25 on top of 2nd giant red crane.
17/25 on top of 3rd giant red crane.
18/25 on top of military building right below 3rd giant red crane.
19/25 hidden behind brick walls nearby 3rd giant red crane and a water tank.
20/25 underneath another water tower nearby last collected probe.
21/25 on monroe island behind wall corner nearby missile launcher.
22/25 on monroe island nearby trailer and jail cell door.
23/25 on monroe island in little hole nearby trailer.
24/25 inside of boat off of monroe island.
25/25 on top of farthest part of the boat off of monroe island.
Capitol City Probes 30/30
1/30 in alley nearby the landing site with the shipping containers.
2/30 on top of basketball hoop nearby same landing site.
3/30 in a corner with small building to the right of the last landing site.
4/30 in another corner nearby 3 shipping containers not that far away from the last landing site.
5/30 to the right of the last collected probe hidden between small buildings under a tree.
6/30 in white gazebo nearby another landing site.
7/30 in parking lot to the left of the white gazebo and the tesla coil.
8/30 on washer platform behind the majesty building.
9/30 in brown gazebo on the ground to the right of the majesty building.
10/30 behind fence with rubble nearby another landing site.
11/30 on top of the good bait building.
12/30 on top of another unreserve bank building.
13/30 hidden nearby building opposite of the capitol cinema.
14/30 on a washer platform opposite from where you collected the last probe.
15/30 off the side of howard coon's restaurant building.
16/30 next to horse statue before abraham lincoln monument.
17/30 behind the abraham lincoln monument.
18/30 on top of the front of the white house.
19/30 to the left of the congress building.
20/30 to the right of last collected probe.
21/30 to the far right of the congress building.
22/30 on top of archway in front of last collected probe.
23/30 behind the national statistical reserve sign.
24/30 hidden on ceiling of jefferson memorial.
25/30 after the bridge to the right.
26/30 in construction area to the left of the bridge.
27/30 on crane nearby octagon.
28/30 on top of dumpster nearby octagon.
29/30 hidden behind dumpster to the right of octagon.
30/30 on top of one of the octagon's doors.
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