Welcome Vallah
In this guid I will show u how the life.
The man
The only
The man
ISEC CLANK !
Born
He was bron from a female (shoutout to women yo)
He was produced after the women (yo) had sex with a man and the sperm cell had sex with the Gebärmutter. Then isec came out.
He looked like sheet
School
When he turned one year old. His women turned him to go to school. He did not want to go.
His father forced him to go to the "digga vallah school"
Indeed this school was fire vallah, there was only one problem tho
His classmates didn't like the smell he had, he took tips from the man himself.
Jimmy neutron fragrence
The problem was that people still did not like the smell because onion is not everyones cup of vegetable
Bully
His biggest bully
Leoni Keniden :
OMG
He is so HOT RIGHT NOW (btw he is 3 years old in this pic)
Isec Clank had no chance against him, he was bullied and bullied and bullied. Leoni Keniden
never left him alone. N E V E R
Girlfriend
After he was 4 years old. He found a girl,
some might know her. Some don't, but we sure do know lots of people are thirtsy and want to be stepped on by her ! LEEN BEEF PATTY
lol woops wrong one.
ISEC AND LEEN BEEF PATTY
Break Up And Mad
But this was not it, when Isaac turned 6 years old his rival Leoni Keniden also grew bigger and stronger (he is even hotter rn)
After a long and fire relationship she left Isec Clank for him.
Leoni Keniden stole his girl which put isaac into a big depression.
(Leoni Keniden did have a bigger sosig tho)
Deprisin
Isec Clenk is depressi
As can ses, he is saad (he posted on instagram that he is sad, nobody cared tho)
Fight
Isaac put on his suit and was ready to fight
Idk why he looks like that man he is wild
After 5 min he looked fora man, then he choked him. (he choked really hard man idk if he will stop someone help him jesus)
Police
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOO
RACISM IS HERE WHAT IS GOING ON
WEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOO WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOO
Jail
Isec had to go to jail for 2 Weeks
He was devestated.
They also took a mugshot of him, but they were too stupid to position the camera down so the picture looks like this. He is 6'0
Out Of Jail
he is free
Study
Isec wanted to studdy and bought daddy noel for it (he is so hard right now)
Noel is good in teaching segg-
Sorry I mean learning Enriniring stuff that u need to engineer when u want to engineer and stuff iddk I am homeless
Engineer
After a long time (26298 hours)
He became a Engineer and he graduated.
This means that he is an Engineer now after Graduating
Happy isec:
USG ISHIMURA VALLAH
This is the usg irhimsura
(insert epic picture of ishimura)
This is the ship that isaac will kill thousands of people because this is what enginerns do
Thanks For Reading
Vallah thank you so much
This is u rn because u read this man thanks
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