Why leshy is the definitive hottest bishop (this is objective)

His Features

Leshy is the hottest bishop. This is objective. But you might wonder WHY he's the hottest bishop. I mean, kallamar is pretty hot to (those tentacles) and shamura is pretty sexy. However, Leshy's mouth is literally a gaping hole. Think of the possibilities! Another thing is, he's very soft because he is a bush. That would feel very good while you're receiving the goods from him.

Color

Color is very important. Who would want to have sex with a bishop if they were a bad color. Green is the perfect color for a bishop. This is because if you divide Green by -18 you get sex.

This is completely real math.

Conclusion

This informative essay should hopefully tell you why leshy is the hottest bishop, and also the most smashable. If you don't think he is, that's fine. If you do think he is, that's great. I can take credit for that and say my essay worked.

Anyways just another thing, Leshy is most definitely a bottom. So if you're a top you're going to have a good time.

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