Hear Me Out.
ok, so the sex update is HERE and you need to know why heket is better than ALL of the other bishops at sex, possibly. i have multiple reasons. no this is not a troll guide.
Heket's Benefits
we will be talking about the bishop form, not the follower form.
ok. first off; heket is a frog. frog tounges are extremely sticky and are used for catching flies. hear me out. what if she wrapped that around the lamb's, uhh.. you get the point. second; female. all the other bishops are male (♥♥♥♥ you shamura fans he is obviously a dude) and to me the lamb looks pretty masculine. the general shape of their body and sounds they emit makes me think they are a man. otherwise; the lamb is gay, and im homophobic because ♥♥♥♥ you. the scarf neck bandage thing is cute i guess even though it is a debilitating injury. shes better than all the other bishops because 1; leshy is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ worm and covered in year old moss, 2; kallamar is freaky as hell and i would NOT want to see what kind of fetishes he has in bed, and 3; shamura is (quite literally) brain-dead and has the intelligence of a small child.
these are a few reasons why heket is the best bishop in bed. lets talk about the community favorite wanna-be bishop.. narinder..
♥♥♥♥ YOU NARINDER
narinder is worse in every way possible to heket in bed. 1: man, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ him would make you gay. 2: cat, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ him would make you a furry AND gay. 3: he enslaves children. 4: hes a ♥♥♥♥♥ and unless you have a degrading kink then this sucks for you. 5: he wants you dead and would probably try killing you or biting off your ♥♥♥♥ if he had the chance. heket wouldn't do that. she's fairly nice to the lamb up until they kill leshy.. besides the whole execution thing but that's only because she's racist. 6: ♥♥♥♥ you narinder, i hate your snarky ass and i only take you in as a cultist because your immortal. these are the reasons why narinder sucks as a sex partner.
Ughh Oh Mah Gawd Heket Is So Hot Oahhh
uhh.. dont.. uhh... mommy? sorry. mommy? sorry. mommy? sorry.
SEX UPDATE!!!!!!!!
Source: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3136097067
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