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How To Be Extremely Passive-Aggressive in Brawlhalla

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2023-02-02 10:12:16

Introduction

It seems that Brawlhalla players constantly find something to be angry about. Whether it be a new character that is too strong, or a weapon that hasn't had a change in a decade, or, the most valid among these, that BMG is promoting passive play. It is not a groundbreaking conclusion that air dodging is an extraordinarily powerful tool for both recovery and neutral, but is it outright exploitable? Well for me, the answer is no. In diamond, or nowadays, even in plat, people are too good at approaching and pushing you into a blender. Besides, both players can perform air dodges. It's not like you don't have triggers on your controller. Unless...

There was a certain stage and a certain weapon that made all of this irrelevant.

You see, after all ten of my placement matches went to overtime, I had to seriously consider what in God's name has happening. Did I just suck? Did my opponents suck, and I couldn't punish them because of my caffeine-induced ranked grind state? Though the answer to this may be yes, there are serious fundamental issues right now. I have never been more dissuaded from playing a video game before.

So my theory is that terrible players have snuck into my elo range by using passive play. The only reason that I beat them is because of a terrible personality and no life. And so, without further ado, allow me to teach you how to be a terrible human being and torture 14 year olds who downloaded Brawlhalla on their brother's Xbox.

Actual Guide

1. Ensure you have Reddit installed on your mobile phone. This will cause you to lose a substantial amount of social credit immediately and is crucial.

2. Only pick a character and skin combo that will cause your opponent's blood to boil upon merely seeing it.

3. Enter gamer pose. Posture will be irrelevant where you are going.

4. Keep a respectful distance from your opponent and mirror their movement. By spacing correctly, you can make certain that your opponent cannot hit you, and if they move forward, you can hit them, or...

5. ...dodge so much that both of the triggers on your Dualshock controller break.

6. If you have lance, abuse the hell out of it and dance around in the sky for 8 minutes (c'mon you don't need a stock lead)

7. When overtime comes, since you have so much practice dodging, only grab a weapon when it is safe, and then plunge it into your opponents skull.

Congrats!

You winner!!!1!1!!

Source: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2926210900

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